mytur binisdurty Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Test for DementiaBelow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer theminstantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?Let's find out just how clever you really are....Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)First Question:You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. Whatposition are you in?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you areabsolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take hisplace, you are second!Try not to screw up next time.Now answer the second question,but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?Second Question:If you overtake the last person, then you are...?(scroll down)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrongagain. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?You're not very good at this, are you?Third Question:Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000Now add 10 What is the total?Scroll down for answer.....~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Did you get 5000?The correct answer is actually 4100.If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!Today is definitely not your day, is it?Maybe you'll get the last question right........Maybe.Fourth Question:Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Did you Answer Nunu?NO! Of course it isn't.Her name is Mary. Read the question again!Okay, now the bonus round:A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. Byimitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfullyexpresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase isdone.Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair ofsunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~He just has to open his mouth and ask...It's really very simple.... Like you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 o_O Dementia test? This is just practical problem solving that you're given at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 I think the real test is to see who is daft enough to post it to try and trick others because they fell for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 There are no words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mytur binisdurty Posted June 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 There are no words.why reply then? idiotits only a bit off fucking fun.and singing starfish- did you go a 'special' school if thats the sort of work you did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan' Sharuminar Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Have seen these 'quizzes' far too often. Simple enough if you think about it which, of course, the actual question realises by stating "You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?" So...don't actually think about it then, just answer of the top of your head as part of the...erm...'joke'?Haha. Yes. Oh you got me. You clever person, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 why reply then? idiotits only a bit off fucking fun.and singing starfish- did you go a 'special' school if thats the sort of work you did?I work with people with dementia' date=' so forgive me if I don't find it funny that you're poking fun at that you ignorant asshole.[/color'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Well, this thread is going nowhere fast. CLOSED.And 'Mytur' - you're outta here for a while. Come back next week if you can learn to stop being abusive. If you can't you'll be gone for good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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