Guest MDP Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 i cant be arsed typing the story, but it was funny as FUCK:up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 i cant be arsed typing the story' date=' but it was funny as FUCK:up: [/quote'] I wish I hadn't been arsed clicking on this useless waste of space thread, not funny as fuck :down: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Did anyone see that guy and the stick of celery on Thursday night?No?You missed it all?It wasn't really that funny at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 alright...the scene is belmont street, at about 6 o clock, on a warm friday evening...me ben and cloud are standing outside drummonds, and there is a guy outside the chipper letting a kid who looks around 12 have a shot on his moped... the kid brings it back, and his mate gets on... ben exclaims "i hope he crashes" and no sooner has he said it than the kid crashes into the chippy, total's the moped, petrol leeking everywhere, bit of moped lying about 2 foot away, and a huge crack in teh chippie window...the kid pauses for about 2 seconds, theen legs it onto union street, and jumps on a bus, his mate on the otherhand stays behind, trying to prize his hoodie out of moped owners arms, fails, and does the same as his mate.we did think of chasing them, but we were bent over pissing ourselfs laughing at the time, and it was the guys own faulta short while later, the police arive, and the guy claims he was in the chippie the whole time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 words can't do the event justice, but there was *something* brilliant about a ned smashing a scooter right into a chipper window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
666 Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 they must have fixed it on the double....i noticed no sign of chaos & carnage on belmont street. other than a ridiculous amount of scenesters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 aye, the balmedie service station came and took it away within the hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey_sc Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Sounds hilarious. I really love when a highly flammable liquid leaks everywhere and windows get broken... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Sounds hilarious. I really love when a highly flammable liquid leaks everywhere and windows get broken... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Not that I've got a whole lot of sympathy for daft Neds on scooters, the thought of another 2-wheeled accident isn't that pleasing at all. All this does is make the general perception of anyone else on 2-wheels worse amongst the general population. Also, buggerit, I must have missed it by minutes. I was down the road a bit whilst it all went-on & yes, I think I saw the aftermath although a lot had been cleaned-up when I passed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 the chippie owner came out and covered the petrol with sand within seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 face it, nobody found it funny and everyone thinks you're a knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 face it' date=' nobody found it funny and everyone thinks you're a knob.[/quote']A bit harsh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_1903 Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 face it' date=' nobody found it funny and everyone thinks you're a knob.[/quote']It was funny. But yeah everyone thinks he's a knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 the chippie owner came out and covered the petrol with sand within seconds.Why did the chippie owner have sand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wishbone G Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 You think its salt they put on your chips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Why did the chippie owner have sand?An effective method of controlling fat-bsed spills/fires - Gas is unacceptable somewhere where people may be trapped, a blanket is of limited use & water is just not a good idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Why did the chippie owner have sand?so he could say "Yo! Beach!!" ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 And flammable liquids all over the place? and you were "too busy" to help? If they were too busy smoking then maybe just as well they didn't go near it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 so he could say "Yo! Beach!!" ??fucking hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 fucking hell.come on, I didn't think alan was dune too badly with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 come on' date=' I didn't think alan was dune too badly with that one.[/quote']fuck....and indeed.....sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NULL Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 fuck....and indeed.....sake.I cant sand people who think they are funny, bunch of winkles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_1903 Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 so he could say "Yo! Beach!!" ??*groan*....that was terrible man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowl O' Alpen Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 LISTEN...FLAMMABLE LIQUIDS ARE NEVER FUNNY ALRIGHT. THERE COULD HAVE BEEN SERIOUS CASUALTIES.What's that you say? There weren't any casualties? In that case it's funny! As for the broken window it's more of an inconvenience than a crime against humanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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