Stuart Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Bonnie: Annoying as hell, but on of the most 'average' housemates. Reminds me of Vanessa last year, starts off with an "I'm it" attitude, but soon we'll see she actually doesn't have a personality. Why the hell does she think that in this country we pronounce "ie" like "ah"?Pete: I don't care if the boy had aids, I can't stand him. I don't usually form such violent hatred on the first night, but that kid should not be allowed out.George: I actually quite like him. He's going to get a lot of shit for coming from a posh backgound. I don't think he's ever spent time with people who aren't in that social circle, so I think he's bitten off more than he can chew.Shahbaz: I quite like this guy. He's like a minor celebrity in Glasgow. He was at Tunnel (Glasgow) gay night the night I worked the bar at it, and I had him pointed out to me by some of the staff. He'll get annoying if he stays this hyper, but I'm sure its just excitement and he'll calm down a bit.Mikey: Again, I like this guy. He's trying to be something he's not to get attention just now, but thats what the prospect of fame does to some people. He won't spout off his fake anti-feminist views in the house, because that would be idiotic and the boy looks like he might have an ounce of savy about him. He'll turn out to be your average boy-about-town, but better dressed.Lea: Amazing. "Fat people are fat because they eat. Ugly people can do something about it too." She looks like Pete Burns, and I think will have a personality to match. Complete insecure, hidden behind the facade of a bitch.Imogen: My penis adores her. Very attractive with an amazing Welsh accent. I don't think she'll provide enough entertainment in the house to last the distance, but FHM and Maxim will love her, so she's set until Christmas at least.Dawn: The most fake person the show has to offer. Faker than Lea, who wore a big belt saying fake. If her 'I hate everyone' personality was real, she'd be first out. Fannypad.Glyn: I hate him too. The boy thinks he's muscular perfection, and he's almost as skinny as me. He's also really nae pretty but seems to think he is. He won't cope. The boy just finished 6th year like a week ago, he is far too young for Big Brother. There are a few 20something year old attractive guys in there, so he'll soon realise he's still a kid and hopefully not make a fool of himself and keep his clothes on.Lisa: I'll stick with Sharon's opinion - Shot. Now. Please. Just please stop screaching. Sezer: Genuinely nice guy, I think. Comes across as very arrogant, but I think he's just conifdent. He's a young, good looking, self-made rich guy. Nothing wrong with thinking your it when you are. Bought his mum a 1/4million house, which is sweet and is alot of money for your average 24 (or whatever) year old to buy on top of his own house. People will be jealous of his wealth, so he wont last.Nikki: Footballers Wives wasn't a documentary, sweetheart.Grace: Boring and not that hot. Her little quote on the BB website is "I am pure grace." Oh, good for you. Off you go now. Richard: Fuckwit. Will probably set up a Village People tribute, where he plays them all. He gives gay people a bad name by mincing around like that. At least Shabaz is kinda bouncy like a puppy. I'd hate to be in a room with Shabaz, but he's pretty inoffensive on tv. But Richard.... Ugh. Just fall over.Oh, that just reminded me that Pete fell down the stairs. That was beautiful. I hope he skint his knee. I'm usually good at prediciting winners. Within about 4 seconds of seeing Anthony last year I had him down as winner. Same with Kate Lawler. You could just see it in them. But this year I couldn't tell you. Does anyone know if there are any bookies odds yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 I'm usually good at prediciting winners. Within about 4 seconds of seeing Anthony last year I had him down as winner. Same with Kate Lawler. You could just see it in them. But this year I couldn't tell you. Does anyone know if there are any bookies odds yet?I'm going to go with someone who isn't in there yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Nikki: Footballers Wives wasn't a documentary' date=' sweetheart.[/quote']Actually, yes there was a documentary called Footballers Wives that the likes of Leilani et al took part in, i think (though i may stand corrected) that it aired before the shitty ITV post-watershed soap darkened our tv screens with terrible acting and even worse plot lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Actually' date=' yes there was a documentary called Footballers Wives that the likes of Leilani et al took part in, i think (though i may stand corrected) that it aired before the shitty ITV post-watershed soap darkened our tv screens with terrible acting and even worse plot lines.[/quote']My knowledge of shit ITV trash-tv is being called into question.... I'm pretty sure that program was called 'The Real Footballers Wives' (although I may be wrong, i'm sure thats it title), which aired (I beleive) between Series 1 and 2 of 'Footballers Wives'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alkaline Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 My knowledge of shit ITV trash-tv is being called into question.... I'm pretty sure that program was called 'The Real Footballers Wives' (although I may be wrong' date=' i'm sure thats it title), which aired (I beleive) between Series 1 and 2 of 'Footballers Wives'.[/quote']Ahhh cool, but technically she wasn't that wrong i'm sure its not past most of us to drop a word here or there under the pressure of the cameras. 'Real Footballers Wives' and 'Footballers Wives' same shit really. There's still a documentary about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Ahhh cool' date=' but technically she wasn't that wrong i'm sure its not past most of us to drop a word here or there under the pressure of the cameras. 'Real Footballers Wives' and 'Footballers Wives' same shit really. There's still a documentary about it [/quote']She never actually said that. She just prances round talking about how she wants to live her like in a way which makes me think that she idolises Footballers Wives a little bit too much. My statement was merely a witty aside, intended to belittle her.On a completely unrelated note, I didn't stick around long enough after you finished at Kef to come and find you and give you a big old 'well done' and haven't seen you since then. So here it is. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 On a completely unrelated note' date=' I didn't stick around long enough after you finished at Kef to come and find you and give you a big old 'well done' and haven't seen you since then. So here it is. Well done.[/quote']Ahhhh, jeebus. I just put 2+2 together and worked out who you are Cheers dude, we're playing again on 2nd June @ Drummonds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 so which one could be a plant? i think it's a possibility after last years shenanigans that they actually would plant a member of the production team in it this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 The guy Pete with Tourettes = The best Big Brother entrance ever! It was part Norman Wisdom and part Ace Ventura.I initially thought he was just being wacky, but now that I've realised that's his actual default personality setting, he's going to be brilliant viewing. If he keeps screaming 'Wanker' all through the night, they won't be able to get annoyed because they'll seem insensitive, and they can't nominate him for 'having tourettes', so they'll have to slowly get annoyed until they explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Remember a few Big Brothers ago there was a scary bald 'lesbian' chick (sort of blonde crew cut) and she had a pierced lip?Well I saw her starring in a hard core porn film taking it up all holes by 3 guys!What a star! Pity she was as sexy as a pile of shit with a fag-butt sticking out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Remember a few Big Brothers ago there was a scary bald 'lesbian' chick (sort of blonde crew cut) and she had a pierced lip?Well I saw her starring in a hard core porn film taking it up all holes by 3 guys!What a star! Pity she was as sexy as a pile of shit with a fag-butt sticking out.She can also be seen in issue 7 of "UK Amateur Porn", couldn't even raise a smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Remember a few Big Brothers ago there was a scary bald 'lesbian' chick (sort of blonde crew cut) and she had a pierced lip?Well I saw her starring in a hard core porn film taking it up all holes by 3 guys!What a star! Pity she was as sexy as a pile of shit with a fag-butt sticking out.Kitten!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Kitten!?I'm almost ashamed to admit I know this, but her name is Nichola Holt. Or it was, she may be "performing" using a different name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 I'm almost ashamed to admit I know this' date=' but her name is Nichola Holt. Or it was, she may be "performing" using a different name.[/quote']Nichola!!! That was her. Kitten was BB5, Nichola was one of the orginials. She released a single, I think it was called "it's only a game" or something like that. I'm sure I heard it once. She was a munter and a half. I've already posted too much in this thread, and we're only at Day 2. I should be shot, I know this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 I'm almost ashamed to admit I know this' date=' but her name is Nichola Holt. Or it was, she may be "performing" using a different name.[/quote']TOAST !!!!!Made the mistake of giving her a search .....On a slightly related Note check out the rocking dildos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 TOAST !!!!!Made the mistake of giving her a search .....Yak, you're fucking relentless.Shouldn't have bothered, she's an absolute beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Can I ask why you walking porn with bald women in it? I wasn't watching it (or, indeed, "walking" it!), she happened to appear in a publication I "acquired". Anyway, sometimes a lassie with her head shaved can look really good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Can I ask why you walking porn with bald women in it? 'Cos it sure gets lonely offshore. Only ugly bald lesbian women will suffice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catherine Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 right i can share with you all... shabbaz was that annoying in school too....well that in your face and still did the whole" your soo pretty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 I'm determined to find a Golden Ticket so that I'm at least in with a chance of entering the Big Brother house and slapping Nikki around the face until she dies.And I love Pete. He's lovely. Probably the most normal and down-to-earth (minus the Tourettes) guy in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest five years Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 i'm liking sleazer more and more. told the screeching sponging one where to go and pretty much laughed at the 'light-headed/empty-headed one. good lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crooked*smile Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 I don't think you can get any more pathetic than nikki.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 I don't think you can get any more pathetic than nikki....Call a Waaaaaaaambulance..... I need bottled water! I need my clothes.I need my eye make-up remover... waaaaaaFucking Cuntstick. Typical woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crooked*smile Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Call a Waaaaaaaambulance..... I need bottled water! I need my clothes.I need my eye make-up remover... waaaaaaFucking Cuntstick. Typical woman.No, its girls like her that give the rest of us women bad names! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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