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i would disagree i think i could steal a car faster than i could steal a lawnmower.......

but thats the joy of working in the trade :up:

I doubt it, unless you can break into a car and hotwire it fasted than I can lift a lawnmower into the back of a waiting van (Actually that sounds like a decent challenge, you up for it?). No one could do that. Appart from possibly Hector Stevenson

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I doubt it' date=' unless you can break into a car and hotwire it fasted than I can lift a lawnmower into the back of a waiting van (Actually that sounds like a decent challenge, you up for it?). No one could do that. Appart from possibly Hector Stevenson[/quote']

if it was a mark 2 nova/cavilier/astra i bet i could or if i wanted i could phone the dealer and get a set of keys made for it.....

but hector stevenson would still be faster

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But the most annoying thing is' date=' almost every county in the world is the same, only in some countries...........

They couldnt afford a car, beer,food or a tv

The ambulance only shows if you have health insurance and a lawyer will arrive before both of them.

Lots of countries dont have pharmacies in supermarkets nor do they sell fags.

Cheeseburger fries & diet coke....only in uk????? are you for real?

Doors open...chained pens....every bank in the world

Contrary to popular belief a car is much harder to steal than a lawnmower.

I dont screen calls and dont know anyone who does...

Lots of countries are a lot more consious of the needs of the dissabled, and where there are parking spaces they are not filled up with the cars of able bodied lazy bastards.

I just wish that the people who constantly down the country they live in could just open their blinkered eyes to how much worse it is in so many other countries....either that or fuck off and live elswhere.[/quote']

That's true, every single one of those is applicable to the majority of the Western world.

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no i see no dfrence between this and the mad mcgyver facts or any other piss take factathon...Just to many people on this forum so scared of EMO that they slate everything in the hope it makes them less emo and more cool

Grow up and take this thread for what it is 'light hearted reading' who oh why must the same idiots post the same arguments in every thread?

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BEING BRITISH

......... is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer' date=' then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign!!!! :up:

Oh and!

Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

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Yeah' date=' but he did say "cars worth [b']thousands of pounds", so those cars are out straight away.

:up:

some still are

VAUXHALL Astra 2.0i GTE , 3 Doors, Manual, Hatchback, Petrol, 1991 J Reg , 34,000 miles, Silver, 1 Owner. ABS, Alloy wheels, Anti theft system, Central locking, Electric mirrors, Electric windows, Full service history, Power assisted steering, Radio/Cassette, Remote locking, Spoiler, Sunroof.. 2000

and that was the first one i found

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VAUXHALL Astra 2.0i GTE ' date=' 3 Doors, Manual, Hatchback, Petrol, 1991 J Reg , 34,000 miles, Silver, 1 Owner. ABS, Alloy wheels, Anti theft system, Central locking, Electric mirrors, Electric windows, Full service history, Power assisted steering, Radio/Cassette, Remote locking, Spoiler, Sunroof.. 2000

and that was the first one i found

What someone asks for a car and what its worth are two entirely different things...

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yup true

also if some is looking far that car they will pay more than a car is worth.

i know i have in the past with some of my more interesting choices in vehicles.

I've had a few "interesting" cars over the years but I cant recall ever being tempted to pay more than they were worth...

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you must have a strong hand at the mart' date=' actutions are my weak spot

the Reliant Scimitar GTE was one of those

good nick so worth more but i could of got an average one for less, if you know what i mean?[/quote']

I've only ever bought two cars at auction, a ford anglia that I sold the next day for double what I paid for it and a Saab 99 that I ran for a year and hated for 11 months of that.

I prefer being in a position to negotiate...

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VAUXHALL Astra 2.0i GTE ' date=' 3 Doors, Manual, Hatchback, Petrol, 1991 J Reg , 34,000 miles, Silver, 1 Owner. ABS, Alloy wheels, Anti theft system, Central locking, Electric mirrors, Electric windows, Full service history, Power assisted steering, Radio/Cassette, Remote locking, Spoiler, Sunroof.. 2000

and that was the first one i found

2000 0_o whoever is expecting that for it is an idiot

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I never stated that it was my own. I merely posted it to get on your tits. Yes !! Mission acomplished.

Is that your thing is it mate' date=' you make sure meagre posts are original. Let me know how that turns out yeah!:down:[/quote']

you didn't get on my tits.

i just doubted what you said was even "original".

sarcasm too leaves me very indifferent.

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i don't care either. i just don't get your negative attitude for ...i don't even know why you're so negative.

Maybe hes so negative as every post made in wastelands wether off the cuff humour or plain silly always has to be ruined by idiots who argue in every single thread.....

I mean a thread about "only in britian" and 3/4 of the replys are just not needed tbh.......

Will i look cooler if i hate everything thats cool?

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