Mr.Tim Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 with yer ma, in her bed, with yer da watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchelonDivision Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Cutie Claire: Are you a writer for "Take a Break" or something? Your threads are aweful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 I once got a blow job on a Sunday evening in that enclosed garden in Victoria Park and a family walked past during it, parents, then children then grandparents, two by two like Noah's Ark. I didn't have the self-control to tap my girlfriend on the head and let her know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 In the middle of Union Street last week at 2pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchelonDivision Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 In the middle of Union Street last week at 2pmTwo in the afternoon? Actually on the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 I once had sex with my ex as she was chatting live on Northsound 1 to Liam Cockburn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 That's pretty funny! I like that. I had a friend who used to phone me up when he was doing his girlfriend. I don't know how she ever put up with it. Perhaps it was their "thing". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neubeatz Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 What' date=' you were picked up by the Fuzz????Bet that was painful!!!!BOOM! BOOM![b']DZLoops.....BOOM! BOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 If we're talking best places, then I would agree bed. If we're talking weirdest, round the back of an army barracks or in the old odeon cinema, or on a bus.I popped my cherry up an alleyway in Fraserburgh, some old lady walked past and caught us at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 elwood my boy your a man amongst gods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rass Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Best place you've ever had sex?In my bed. Lots.Lame Question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Haha.In fact I was told "sorry to spoil the fun but can you move it along please". I legged it and left the guy lying there naked You bitch!Seriously, that's nasty leaving him there to face it alone (Half joking with the "bitch" comment, but come on - you must've felt bad after that....or maybe you felt good. If so, then call me: cinquante cinquante cinquainte guadidous guadidous) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crooked*smile Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 You bitch!Seriously' date=' that's nasty leaving him there to face it alone (Half joking with the "bitch" comment, but come on - you must've felt bad after that....or maybe you felt good. If so, then call me: cinquante cinquante cinquainte guadidous guadidous)[/quote']He followed close behind me! And anyway since he was the one who insisted on doing it there (and, incidentally, doesnt really remember what happened...!) I didn't feel in the least bit bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Two in the afternoon? Actually on the road?Yeah. A bus stopped in front of it so we got on it and continued in the aisle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 This thread is lower than whale-shit. There's no dignity anymore. As much class as a rat with a gold tooth. Fucking awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
666 Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 my mothers' womb. hell yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 You don't watch the TV and have sex at the same time... I can't multi-task that well.Well I was assuming that your reply was infact a disarming jibe at men in general, albeit tongue in cheek, suggesting that while your partner sweats away in his coital proceedings, you tune in to ER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scenester1 Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Storybook Glen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Gentle Ben says: "Fucking in public is pig ignorant"The man's blunt, but he has a point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Storybook Glenwere you the guys who got caught fucking in pixie land? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 10 Easy Wishes Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 the guys? urgh! there's one thing having a sneaky ride with a pretty girl in public, but when it comes to a couple of cow boys yee haaing their way around a children's park........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Poolside, turkey, 2003, yeah baby!Not an actual Turkey..the country..you knew that right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Poolside' date=' turkey, 2003, yeah baby! an actual Turkey..[/quote']What was that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Im a virgin.Do i still get to contribute to this thread if ive had a power wank or anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmer_eldritch Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Im a virgin.Do i still get to contribute to this thread if ive had a power wank or anything?That post made reading this thread worthwhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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