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Originally posted by PrincessHolly:

This thread is making me hungry. Is it acceptable to go to SUbway still wearing your pj's cos it's not acceptable to go to Spar apparently.

Bollocks to that, I always serve this queen of a woman who comes down from the flat upstairs in my spar.

EDIT: this person also wears pj's. Just to make that clear.

hahahahah 1% of 1 is 1% yes yes yes

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Originally posted by jimr:

Bollocks to that, I always serve this queen of a woman who comes down from the flat upstairs in my spar.

EDIT: this person also wears pj's. Just to make that clear.

hahahahah 1% of 1 is 1% yes yes yes

So it's not acceptable? My Spar is across the road and up a little bit. And i'm not fat and my pyjamas are very cute. Now is it ok? I just hate having to get changed when all I need is crumpets or something.

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Originally posted by PrincessHolly:

So it's not acceptable? My Spar is across the road and up a little bit. And i'm not fat and my pyjamas are very cute. Now is it ok? I just hate having to get changed when all I need is crumpets or something.

Of course it is acceptable. Tarts come into my shop wearing a lot less. Annoying old men come in wearing only shorts and t-shirts stained with sweat.

My spar is a very liberal establishment, we offer great advice like "don't buy that you monkey, its cheaper in co-op, 2 mins up the street"

On a completely random note I just realised, my hero,Chris niertko, writes porn reviews for vice aswell as Bizzare.

Days of happy.

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Originally posted by jimr:

Of course it is acceptable. Tarts come into my shop wearing a lot less. Annoying old men come in wearing only shorts and t-shirts stained with sweat.

My spar is a very liberal establishment, we offer great advice like "don't buy that you monkey, its cheaper in co-op, 2 mins up the street"

On a completely random note I just realised, my hero,Chris niertko, writes porn reviews for vice aswell as Bizzare.

Days of happy.

OH MY GOD. Which Spar do you work in?? The review of World Class Ass in this months is by far the best "porn" review I've ever read. "FUCK OFF FAGGOT. And they had sundaes too."

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hehehe i was reading that on the X18 bus on the way out to dyce yesterday. The Bus was packed and i was reading it on this old womans leg, when she got off the bus, she didn't even bother to say excuse me to let her out, she just barged past me.

"I thought about stabbing him right there and then, because obviously he doesnt know how we do it in coach" Genius. Not as good as his one in bizzare about Bigfoot but still amazing.

I work at 313 holburn street, death death.

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I knew it! That's my Spar too. Er, I'll be more careful in my pj's now methinks!

Unfortunately I'm not a reader of bizarre but I have been told about the Bigfoot review. My boyfriend's friend reviewed porn at Bizarre for her work experience. I'm flirting my way into a placement with Vice as we speak.

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That would be paradise, I would love to be one of those folk that does the international bits, that review on pakistan rocked.

Whats the deal with Vice anyway, how on earth does it manage to be free? I assumed that all the writers that contribute do that for free and the entire thing is payed for out of their own pocket and via advertisement but I dunno, it just seems to be far too good a publication to be free, I feel like i'm stealing, its very exhilarating!

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Have you ever seen their ad-rate card? It's like 6000 for a double spread. And if you think about it, quite a lot is adverts. They have a lot of guest writers and stuff and it's not a hugely popular magazine so they don't print ridiculous numbers of copies. I guess the staff don't have a massive wage either like NME fucks and such like. I'd still pay for it if you had to though.

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Blimey, there are a lot of adverts but it still seems to stupidly good to be true. Maybe they have some non profit tax fraud scheme going on, sticking the finger to the man while also selling pot...holders...made out of hemp, to finance the lot.

And now i am in a sealab 2021 mood, oh dear.

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I dunno. I think it's most likely to be legitimate. If Chris writes for Bizarre then maybe the other guys write for other magazines too and earn a living from that. Producing one article a month can hardly be that time-consuming or profitable. Whatever, it rocks everyones Mums.

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I threw a few names into google and came up with quite a lot of results. All of the columists seem to be fairly well known in other fields, either as poets, photographers or what not, so I'm assuming Vice is a collaboration for fun rather than any sort of stable occupation. Which is what I thought anyway. So yeah, joy. Erm..what was I about to do, history tutorial , bollocks.. erm offfffffffffffffffffffffffff

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Alright you fuckers, stop going off-topic! So far, the following sub-munchers have expressed an interest in eating their height in Subawy:

Me

Caroline

Heather Small

poetic tragedy (&Ryan, if you're buying)

tulip

Hali Davidson

New Found Power

Rach_69

The Dark Knight

sludge

daveofficer

KarmaTsunami

PrincessHolly

cags

missdawn

Scott 5FD

Aileen

Aaron Gilman

Stu Gilman

So who else is up for doing this sometime next week? And who on this list wants to chicken out cos they know I'll kick their ass at sub-sinking?

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I'm up for it but am in Glasgow till the fifth of April so you guys would never know if I'd done it or not. Maybe when I'm home someone can come to Subway with me and monitor my amazing fete!!!

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