jimr Posted March 17, 2004 Report Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by PrincessHolly:This thread is making me hungry. Is it acceptable to go to SUbway still wearing your pj's cos it's not acceptable to go to Spar apparently. Bollocks to that, I always serve this queen of a woman who comes down from the flat upstairs in my spar. EDIT: this person also wears pj's. Just to make that clear.hahahahah 1% of 1 is 1% yes yes yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rach Lexuz Posted March 17, 2004 Report Share Posted March 17, 2004 where is subway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted March 17, 2004 Report Share Posted March 17, 2004 hey, spar do lovely 99p chicken burgers, i practically live on the things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather_Small Posted March 17, 2004 Report Share Posted March 17, 2004 I'm up for it. H x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
but why? Posted March 17, 2004 Report Share Posted March 17, 2004 wheres subway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkenmonkey Posted March 17, 2004 Report Share Posted March 17, 2004 some one get me a 6ft three ckicken tikka sub, right fucking now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntedbyafreak Posted March 17, 2004 Report Share Posted March 17, 2004 eating your own height would be easy. circumference however... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Gilman Posted March 17, 2004 Report Share Posted March 17, 2004 no doubt i could do it.i would be up for it too if it wasnt for the cash lack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Gilman Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Damn right I'll kick that one down. Dunno my height, so we'll say 7' just because:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by jimr:Bollocks to that, I always serve this queen of a woman who comes down from the flat upstairs in my spar. EDIT: this person also wears pj's. Just to make that clear.hahahahah 1% of 1 is 1% yes yes yes So it's not acceptable? My Spar is across the road and up a little bit. And i'm not fat and my pyjamas are very cute. Now is it ok? I just hate having to get changed when all I need is crumpets or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Er, by the way, whats the time scale for this? I'm pretty certain I could do it in a year... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by PrincessHolly:So it's not acceptable? My Spar is across the road and up a little bit. And i'm not fat and my pyjamas are very cute. Now is it ok? I just hate having to get changed when all I need is crumpets or something. Of course it is acceptable. Tarts come into my shop wearing a lot less. Annoying old men come in wearing only shorts and t-shirts stained with sweat.My spar is a very liberal establishment, we offer great advice like "don't buy that you monkey, its cheaper in co-op, 2 mins up the street" On a completely random note I just realised, my hero,Chris niertko, writes porn reviews for vice aswell as Bizzare.Days of happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by jimr:Of course it is acceptable. Tarts come into my shop wearing a lot less. Annoying old men come in wearing only shorts and t-shirts stained with sweat.My spar is a very liberal establishment, we offer great advice like "don't buy that you monkey, its cheaper in co-op, 2 mins up the street" On a completely random note I just realised, my hero,Chris niertko, writes porn reviews for vice aswell as Bizzare.Days of happy. OH MY GOD. Which Spar do you work in?? The review of World Class Ass in this months is by far the best "porn" review I've ever read. "FUCK OFF FAGGOT. And they had sundaes too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 hehehe i was reading that on the X18 bus on the way out to dyce yesterday. The Bus was packed and i was reading it on this old womans leg, when she got off the bus, she didn't even bother to say excuse me to let her out, she just barged past me. "I thought about stabbing him right there and then, because obviously he doesnt know how we do it in coach" Genius. Not as good as his one in bizzare about Bigfoot but still amazing.I work at 313 holburn street, death death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 I knew it! That's my Spar too. Er, I'll be more careful in my pj's now methinks!Unfortunately I'm not a reader of bizarre but I have been told about the Bigfoot review. My boyfriend's friend reviewed porn at Bizarre for her work experience. I'm flirting my way into a placement with Vice as we speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 That would be paradise, I would love to be one of those folk that does the international bits, that review on pakistan rocked. Whats the deal with Vice anyway, how on earth does it manage to be free? I assumed that all the writers that contribute do that for free and the entire thing is payed for out of their own pocket and via advertisement but I dunno, it just seems to be far too good a publication to be free, I feel like i'm stealing, its very exhilarating! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Have you ever seen their ad-rate card? It's like 6000 for a double spread. And if you think about it, quite a lot is adverts. They have a lot of guest writers and stuff and it's not a hugely popular magazine so they don't print ridiculous numbers of copies. I guess the staff don't have a massive wage either like NME fucks and such like. I'd still pay for it if you had to though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Blimey, there are a lot of adverts but it still seems to stupidly good to be true. Maybe they have some non profit tax fraud scheme going on, sticking the finger to the man while also selling pot...holders...made out of hemp, to finance the lot. And now i am in a sealab 2021 mood, oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 I dunno. I think it's most likely to be legitimate. If Chris writes for Bizarre then maybe the other guys write for other magazines too and earn a living from that. Producing one article a month can hardly be that time-consuming or profitable. Whatever, it rocks everyones Mums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 I threw a few names into google and came up with quite a lot of results. All of the columists seem to be fairly well known in other fields, either as poets, photographers or what not, so I'm assuming Vice is a collaboration for fun rather than any sort of stable occupation. Which is what I thought anyway. So yeah, joy. Erm..what was I about to do, history tutorial , bollocks.. erm offfffffffffffffffffffffffff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai Posted March 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Alright you fuckers, stop going off-topic! So far, the following sub-munchers have expressed an interest in eating their height in Subawy:MeCarolineHeather Smallpoetic tragedy (&Ryan, if you're buying)tulipHali DavidsonNew Found PowerRach_69The Dark KnightsludgedaveofficerKarmaTsunamiPrincessHollycagsmissdawnScott 5FDAileenAaron GilmanStu GilmanSo who else is up for doing this sometime next week? And who on this list wants to chicken out cos they know I'll kick their ass at sub-sinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aileen Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 I'm up for it but am in Glasgow till the fifth of April so you guys would never know if I'd done it or not. Maybe when I'm home someone can come to Subway with me and monitor my amazing fete!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WalkingOnGlass Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 I'll do it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Will this be self financed?erm i have no money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 how much is it gonna cost? i will need 6 feet of sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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