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A big thankyou to all the folks at Drakes for contributing to what was a pretty cool nite, but was probably a pretty hard one for you, what with police and ambulances and whatnot. Youse all coped admirably I thought.

...And Sharon, maybe we should start a 'Swap Shop record owners club?' perhaps we could find some other poor shmucks who are as sad as us!

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Re: Re: A nut!!!

Originally posted by Paulscoconutass

No way.... sounds bad, is that the guy that gets in free all the time with the long black hair and usually offensive t-shirts??....

he has long dark hair...yes.

I saw him the other day walking down the street, I dived away into a side alley to escape his psychotic glare...;(

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Originally posted by Paulscoconutass

So what exactly did he do ???

Me and my mates call that guy animal because he chased us with a knife one day for giving him jib, we had to climb into the nelson street football pitches to avoid his wrath. What-A-Guy

Stared at me and Mr Casino for approximately 5 hours straight... he bought the kirby guitarist a guiness... then he stared at everyone at out table (Joe, Mitch, Nicky and myself) then I went down to talk to turgenev and mr munch, and then... then then... we were sprayed with glass, we looked up at the table I had been sitting at and above Joes eye was oozing a hella lotta blood, he had been glassed in the face by psycho boy... psycho boy was escorted off premises.

The chair was stained with blood, proof of our terrible tale...

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Originally posted by Paulscoconutass

Who's joe?

Is He/She OK?

Did he/she press charges?

Is Psyco in jail?

Thats why i've not seen him (psyco) in ages?

1 - Mate of Mr Casino

2 - Yes, and is fairly chuffed with his new hard man scar

3 - I don't think so, but the police were about because I recall giving a statement... so maybe he did, I'm not actually sure.

4 - I saw him last saturday, so I pressume not

5 - pretty much the same question as 4... so urmmm...

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Originally posted by Lester Burnham

4 - I saw him last saturday, so I pressume not

Could have been his twin you saw. About four years ago when I first used to see them about I thought there was only one of them, as I'd always seen the infamous Austen Buchan (another legend in his own right) with just one of them. I was probably the most freaked out I have ever been in my life when I eventually saw one leave the room in the old Drakes, only for me to turn around and see ANOTHER one over in the other corner. And they both used to dress in the same leathers, which made it harder to distinguish them.

I also heard that on the night in question, once Martin (that is his name) was outside, he started going even more nuts and ranting on about how he was a cop, and was going to have Drakes shut down. How wonderful would it be if he were actually a trained police officer?

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Originally posted by Project S.A.M.

I also heard that on the night in question, once Martin (that is his name) was outside, he started going even more nuts and ranting on about how he was a cop, and was going to have Drakes shut down. How wonderful would it be if he were actually a trained police officer?

that would be the most wonderful thing in the world if he was.

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*psycho watch update*

I saw said said psycho yesterday when I was walking up Union Street with Mart from Hookers Green. Unfortunately Mart isnt a very big chap, so hiding behind him was quite difficult. I think I pulled it off though.

Twas scary.

He still lurks.

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I'm sure you'll all be overjoyed to hear that 'Disco' Joe is just fine and dandy. He's quite pleased, or at least as pleased as you can be, with his new (permanent and facially disfiguring) scar and I only wish that it had went down through his eye, giving him the excuse to wear an eyepatch.

To Wee Paul Terror: I thought you might have known Joe, he did a bit of teaching at the Machar. He was also in the same year as me and he was my... *sniff* my best friend... oh god I think I'm going to cry. His face! His beautiful face!!

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Originally posted by Nicky Ca$ino

he did a bit of teaching at the Machar

Whats his last name and what subject did he teach? I thought after comming from st machar he'd have been able to not only retaliate to the attack but to steal his wallet and 'finish him' mortal kombat style. They dont make 'em like they do these days.

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Massaging...

He won't notice... He'll be pissed and ranting at the chickens he has started storing underneath the beer kegs. Not to mention swatting women with giant sticky fly paper (saves time on conversattion). And you see the size of his pockets... Tardis... The man can get a stack of forty two pint glasses in the inside pocket, two underagers that may or may not have been drinkning stashed on the outside ones and a girls bra removed and tucked way inside his ciggy case before she notices that all her mates have left because the band have finished. Done without stopping I may add. There is also rumours of a name change for that lovely American whiskey 'NICK DANIELS' The diet coke is just a guilt thing.:laughing::kiss:

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