threeornothing Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 The Marlboro Man is dead.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 The Marlboro Man is dead....And so is God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazza1040 Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 And so is this topic.Its seems to have drifted a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig B Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 I've not been out to a pub/club since the ban, but I'm informed that you can now smell the piss on the floor of the gents throughout the entire building, and so now everyone can know this pleasure. Tell me, it there one guy who goes round every bar and decide to foul the floor in the lavs, then leaves for the next, or are there loads of these grotty men about? I wonder what thre houses are like? Whether or not their bathroom floor is coated in dried urine, or if they have employed/married some nameless woman to wipoe up the mess they make? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 I don't think it was the "smell" of smoke that us non smokers were worried about....I don't think sniffing piss can lead to cancer of the lungs (blah blah)....as for me, I piss in the trough, I've not been that pissed to piss out of the trough...I'd advise going to a different pub if it smells of piss... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 The only good thing about this ban is that anti-smokers now have nothing to moan about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 The only good thing about this ban is that anti-smokers now have nothing to moan about.Not quite. I've heard them moaning about having to look at lots of smokers standing outside pubs. (No really!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig B Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 I don't think it was the "smell" of smoke that us non smokers were worried about....I don't think sniffing piss can lead to cancer of the lungs (blah blah)....as for me' date=' I piss in the trough, I've not been that pissed to piss out of the trough...I'd advise going to a different pub if it smells of piss...[/quote']You're gonna get cancer drinking alcohol, going out in the sunshine, breathing traffic fumes, etc. etc. At least the faggy pubs smelt nice.There's a time and a place to promote good health, the pub is not such a place. Open a bunch of non-smoking yoga classes instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 I've never smelt piss in any pubs/ clubs since the ban...apart from when in the toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 The only good thing about this ban is that anti-smokers now have nothing to moan about.yip, I was infact singing the praises of being able to wear the same clothes the next day after bonny prince billy...now all we have to listen to is smokers moaning...swings and roundabouts, eh.I am sure in 300 years time, when smoking is good for you, it'll be changed back....hoho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 You're gonna get cancer drinking alcohol' date=' going out in the sunshine, breathing traffic fumes, etc. etc. At least the faggy pubs smelt nice..[/quote']faggy pubs smelled nice?...hard core! I bet you lick the carpets when no one is looking....ps, in small amounts, the sun and alcohol are actually good for you (this week).I agree about cars, they are next, I hope.....water powered cars, but would exxon and BP and halliburton let that happen?...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 You're gonna get cancer drinking alcohol' date=' going out in the sunshine, breathing traffic fumes, etc. etc. At least the faggy pubs smelt nice..[/quote']faggy pubs smelled nice?...hard core! I bet you lick the carpets when no one is looking....ps, in small amounts, the sun and alcohol are actually good for you (this week).I agree about cars, they are next, I hope.....water powered cars, but would exxon and BP and halliburton let that happen?...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 im on day 5 of being a non smoker and even after everything i have moaned about and said about the "silly" ban i have to say i was in macamerons today and it was welll fresh.I could totaly tell the dfrence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 Had a few nights on the piss since the ban came in, and it doesn't bother me a great deal. You smoke less, thus saving a bit of cash. There's some pretty good sights on Windmill Brae as well at that time of night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 i had a genius brainwave last night, they need to invent fag flavoured glade plug ins so the 'traditional' boozers can still retain that smokey smell without the cancer. pubs need to do something to mask the smell of stale urine and sick from the toilets anyway, perhaps this is the winning idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig B Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 faggy pubs smelled nice?...hard core! I bet you lick the carpets when no one is looking....ps' date=' in small amounts, the sun and alcohol are actually good for you (this week).I agree about cars, they are next, I hope.....water powered cars, but would exxon and BP and halliburton let that happen?......[/quote']I alwys thought there was something warming about cigarette smell. It reminds me of pubs in the Lake District whn we went camping and it rained.But then I like the smell of wet dog so you should probably ignore me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 you sick, sick puppy...wet dogs?! they give me the dry boak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig B Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 I dunno. It reminds me of fun and frolicks in the countryside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 I used to like the smell of wet dogs until I bought a flat in a building with 7 big dogs in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig B Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 I think it has to be your own dog that you love, not some mangy things fom downstairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig B Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Whoops, double post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 I used to like the smell of wet dogs until I bought a flat in a building with 7 big dogs in it.Was it you in a flat, and seven dogs living seperately in their own flats?This is what I have in my head anyway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 In a recent lock-in somewhere in this city, the ashtrays came out again & it was so nice to see the lights casting beams through the smoke once more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Was it you in a flat' date=' and seven dogs living seperately in their own flats?This is what I have in my head anyway...[/quote']Unfortunately it's me in a flat, and 7 dogs living in another single bedroom flat upstairs with their old git owner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Banacek Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 I for one am disappointed, as I now have to go outdoors to enjoy my fine cigars.On the flipside, it is probably better for other people's health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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