psydoll Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 RossP would spontaneously combust if he found this thread.He watched a show the other week with her in a cheerleader outfit, traditional prom dress and prom dress made out of masking tape apparently and was frothing as I left the flat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scenester1 Posted February 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 It was that cheerleader outfit that led me to realise how flat chested she is... Nothing wrong with that sometimes mind but I think she would better with something there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 i'd rim her Is anyone surprised? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 I'm sittin at work...and all I can think of is how much I want to see Fearne's fucking chest.nipples. oooooh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=37068010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scenester1 Posted February 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Ha thats her real page, makes me want to have my own Myspace too. Think I should that would be a lot of fun! Im weighing up whether or not I still think shes ugly or if I really want to bone her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Her paintings are pretty impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 no.i would fuck 7 million shades of shit out of her perfectly moist soft pink vagina given a third of a chance.I love you.But I'm not gay.Adam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Best Thread EVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 I got told off for things I have said in this thread.But I am allowed to say that I sent a message to the one and only over Myspace saying I love her. I highly highly doubt I'll get a reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 If you go to her MySpace page, theres a comment on there with a link to this thread.I hope she reads it. If I was her, it'd make me tingle in the crotchular region. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Haha she looks like some sort of bastard offspring of the BFG in that foto. My previous comment still stands tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midgeski Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 i saw Fearne Cotton in the Bon Accord food court, must've been two years ago. It was like the ebst day of my life!! SHe was up managing Travis. SO i followed her to Marks and spenmcer and was almost about to touch her, but then i got too scared and ran awy. Me and Fearne= bmfl 4 lyfe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 jesus christ.got to have a wank over fearne fecking cotton now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scenester1 Posted February 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Hope everyones had fun. It would be funny if she read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Just so you all know..... I never got a reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 I fancy Davina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael MacLennan Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 I fancy DavinaShe was quite nice about 10 years ago when she was on MTV Europe, but now she has that inherent anti-sexiness shared by grannies and small dogs, where it's impossible to think of them as a sexual being. Jennifer Anniston has the affliction now too. It'd be like trying to bone Cliff Richard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 I stumbled across this thread again by accident, but it's still funny. And it's made me a little bit scared of Teabags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Superb thread. I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 I stumbled across this thread again by accident, but it's still funny. And it's made me a little bit scared of Teabags.I think you'd only have to worry if you were Fearne Cotton... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Surely the only thread in Aberdeen Music history in which a member details what he thinks about when he's having a wank. Personally I like to think about Teabags banging Jodie Marsh and shouting abuse at her in Arabic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 For the record though, I'd cut my left leg off for a shottie on Fearne Cotton. I've been in love with her since I saw her on Eureka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 The TV presenter that I really really want to hammer into is this bitch:Abbie Eastwood her name is, it's virtually impossible to find pictures of her cos she's only ever presented one (late night, crap) TV show called 'Wudja Cudja'. She is mega smoking hot. She makes my eyes spin round and steam come out of my ears. Here's a video of her on Wudja Cudja. The other girl who presented it was a whore. YouTube - Wudja.Cudja(sentinby_neil) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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