le weez Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 To be fair' date=' that's because they're always being told that[b']<------------------------------------------------------->= 10 inches...lol!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 Actually, women tend to understand the offside rule better than men for some odd reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Cat Posted February 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 Actually' date=' women tend to understand the offside rule better than men for some odd reason.[/quote']I beg to differ. I personally don't know a female that understands it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Yeah, like you actually know any 'females'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Cat Posted February 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Yeah' date=' like you actually know any 'females'. [/quote']We'd better just leave it at that before I make you want to hurt me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Hows that now? Why'd I want to hurt you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Cat Posted February 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 I was just gonna crack the obvious and immature one liner about a female relative.In a funny kinda mood tonight. Forgive me for nearly being a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Your ma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Cat Posted February 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Your ma. Back atcha:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 She's never not at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Cat Posted February 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Forgive me, but EH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 Offside rule explanation for Girls:You're in a shoe shop' date=' second in the queue for the till. [/quote'] I may be wrong, but shouldn't that be THIRD in the queue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Cat Posted February 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 No. You're already past the rest of the defence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 The shop assistant is the 'keeper, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Cat Posted February 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 The shop assistant is the 'keeper' date=' then?[/quote']Precisely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 I'd check the rules if I were you.Offside positionA player is in an offside position if "he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent", unless he is in his own half of the field of play. A player level with the second last opponent is considered to be in an onside position. Note that the last two defenders can be either the goalkeeper and another defender, or two ordinary defenders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Cat Posted February 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 I'd check the rules if I were you.Offside positionNote that the last two defenders can be either the goalkeeper and another defender' date=' or two ordinary defenders. [/b']Isn't that what I said?. Second in the queue = 1 shopper + shopkeeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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