CamilleY Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 http://www.thedeathpsychic.comNot sure if this has been posted here before, but my prediction is that 'while in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.'Wanna put down bets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 "A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body."pah, midget! i could just stand on them.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balvack Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Given the other responses I thought this site was a pisstake until I read mine: "Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss."I think I'd better stick to showers from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.McDonalds will be the death of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Mine reads...."While you're in bed with another woman, your wife comes home and catches you in the act. In a fit of rage, she stabs you to death violently with a pair of scissors."I have been warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 "While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth"im never going to the cinema again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 "Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 While walking downtown, you fall into an open manhole and sink beneath the thick sewage.I guess I'm really in the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 "You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley. "Hmm, surprisingly unhumorous, yet surprisingly plausible... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tickle Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a large wrench. (Avoids B & Q o_O ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest five years Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 "While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss."awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 While attending a horse show, you bend over to tie your shoe. Halfway though the brief process, you receive a deadly kick from a startled Clydesdale.sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 I get sucked under and drown by a water filter in a swimming pool. What would I be doing so near something which sucked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payback the chicken Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 While attempting to climb a barbed wire fence, you lose your grip and fall, slicing your neck in several areas. You bleed to death slowly.Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhiannon Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 "A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body."pah' date=' midget! i could just stand on them..[/quote']mwahha not if its me, you wouldn't have the heart!*gets out cling film and hair dryer* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest b-bert Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Apparently im a criminal -You attempt to rob an old man, but unfortunately, the old man fights back. You end up being stabbed by the old man with your own knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 holy shit it is accurate...Apparently I am going to mouth off at the wrong guy in a bar and get beaten to death with a bar stool,I just hope I catch King Liars set first... then I'll die happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 "While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop."Unlikely, given that I don't drive. I was kinda hoping for rescuing a baby from a horde of zombies or destroying a moon-sized space battle station in an Incom T65... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 "You die."well....that was pleasant.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollerskates Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 An incompetent nurse gives you an enema with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation' date=' but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated. [/quote']I'm looking forward to it already.Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FezMonkey Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 'Your unrelenting heckling of a prop comic drives him to beat you to death with a toilet seat. 'I'd say thats pretty feasible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 "While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 I get kicked down a flight of stairs at a football match by an angry supporter....ace? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 "you sit on a cold seat and your bum freezes"hmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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