beeker Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 get an electric shaver kit - like the ones that do your real head. get a thin comb, roberts your mothers brother...THere really is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Cadet Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 You can buy special trimmers for pubic hair quite cheap.Waxing isn't too sore at all, kinda like having a plaster ripped off at high speed.The trick to the itchiness is exfoliation. Get some apricot scrub on there twice a day and give yersel a good ol scrub.That way there are no itchy moments and no ingrown/infected hairs. I think blokes are better with what god intended though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Top tipFor a pain free experience liberally apply toothpaste to the area and leave for 15 minutes prior to shaving,after shaving, apply more toothpaste or mouth wash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeker Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 mint dick. nice.how on earth did you find out that 'worked' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroppycow Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 nice and smoothRight' date=' well a wax is a sensible, yet painful option.Alternatively, I would recommend a hair removal cream. Like a 3 minutes magic one from veet. May be itchy.[/quote']Would definitely recommend hair removal cream rather than sharp objects - you can get them with aloe and all sorts of soothing things for sensitive skin. Itchiness shouldn't last more than a day or so and can be soothed by application of baby powder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Would definitely recommend hair removal cream rather than sharp objects - you can get them with aloe and all sorts of soothing things for sensitive skin. Itchiness shouldn't last more than a day or so and can be soothed by application of baby powder.apply baby powder liberally and then when your baws get sweaty, it should develop into a nice foosty paste!! /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Ummm Shave your balls with a clipper (previously stolen by graham f**king p**l to shave his public hair on account of him having crabs) Cut the "seam" skin on your balls. panic, run to the bedroom, back to the toilet, pass out from looking at the blood. Come to after a nice sleep to find the clipper still buzzing away near your eye.Anyone met my flatmate nelson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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