Flash@TMB Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 god is any of this really necessary?Everyone knows that if you flash at the door then you get in for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_collector Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Everyone knows that if you flash at the door then you get in for free.Funny didn't someone expose themselves at the door on night of the amy sawers gig in december? Don't think he got in for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Funny didn't someone expose themselves at the door on night of the amy sawers gig in december? Don't think he got in for free.He broke the decimeter rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_collector Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 cocky bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted January 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 That was a rather good read.I notice mr "Dino" has gone rather quiet.Honestly, anyone who tries to enforce political correctness in a thread revolving around Maxwell (and apparently Dave's knob) is running a fool's errand anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael MacLennan Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 He knows me as a friend' date=' and knows that I have a small cock, and am not ashamed to admit and on more than needed occasions, display it to the general public.[/quote']Is this being post-modern? Because it is really a dilemma for the modern man, do you say you have a small penis in a self-deprecating way, or joke that it's really huge, all the time worried that when some women hears about the rumours and discovers the horrifying truth, your embarrassing lie will be exposed to the world? Oh, how society twists our souls. Personally, I just say I'm a castrato. That shuts everyone up, and if it doesn't, I shatter their eardrums with my high vocal register. Result.PS Happy birthday Stuart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Is this being post-modern? Because it is really a dilemma for the modern man' date=' do you say you have a small penis in a self-deprecating way, or joke that it's really huge, all the time worried that when some women hears about the rumours and discovers the horrifying truth, your embarrassing lie will be exposed to the world? Oh, how society twists our souls. Personally, I just say I'm a castrato. That shuts everyone up, and if it doesn't, I shatter their eardrums with my high vocal register. Result.PS Happy birthday Stuart.[/quote']no, stop being a faux intellectual cunt. i have a fucking small cock. its not big. its minature. it pleases nobody. it is SMALL.heres some pictutres: b(e warned, these pictures include me naked, ior my penis at least(links removed by moderator)so yes, i have a small cock.now get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 If anyone really wants to see thurisaz's wanger' date=' ask him to show you it privately.[/quote']Or just hang around in bars and you will probably get a glimpse unwillingly anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 If anyone really wants to see thurisaz's wanger' date=' ask him to show you it privately[/quote']hasnt everyone in aberdeen seen it anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Dave's the new GG Allin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 i still remember what he did with Grants mobile phone at one of his parties....needless to say, Grant threw it away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dino Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 I notice mr "Dino" has gone rather quiet.Mr Dino has to sleep sometime.I apologise to all members unreservedly for having wasted their time.Over the next few days I will be deleting all of my posts from this forum.I will not trouble you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 i still remember what he did with Grants mobile phone at one of his parties....needless to say' date=' Grant threw it away.[/quote']did i stick it up my peehole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eat your parents Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 I just want to apologise to my mother.I'm sure everyone else regretted seeing me naked, as well.Teabags and Stab = superb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 I just want to apologise to my mother.I'm sure everyone else regretted seeing me naked' date=' as well.Teabags and Stab = superb![/quote']Surely you have a nice big one though!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janine Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Surely you have a nice big one though!?'Lol'.whytfdoesaposthavetobemorethan8charactersfuckoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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