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Guest Tam o' Shantie

bullshit is awesome - you can bullshit anything if you're good enough!

my friend tried to bullshit me last night that in zambia you get millipedes that are 9 feet long, i was having none of his bullshit!

what's the best bullshitting you have done?

i once bullshat this guy that i had called the cops on him because he was drunk and causing a disturbance - he believed me and tried to beat me up! boy that was some backfirin' bullshit!

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I dropped my PS2 when it was 2 days old (back when they FIRST came out) and it was destroyed. I bullshitted my way into getting a brand new replacement for free from Sony, and a free replacement copy of the dvd that was in it at the time.

Sorry.

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One time I had a friend's sister convinced that I was allergic to salt, and even the smalles amount could kill me. This was before she went to a chip shop to get some food in, she'd gone there and told them to be really careful not to get any salt in my chips :D

Although she did get me back another time by telling me she had left my jacket (she'd borrowed cos of the cold) at some cafe place, which had me close to a minor panic for a bit. bah.

Another time I had a girl who lived upstairs from me believing that I only had one lung.

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Ha, that just reminded me of the time I convinced a girl I met in a snowball fight that I was from Japan!

And one that's always fun is when you get someone to believe that "the word gullible has been removed from the dictionary"

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it's my job as a barman to make things up. that's the law. my favourite however was when i was about 9 and me and adam convinced our friend ben that there was such a creation called 'thermo bricks'

we told him that they conducted electricity so they could make things light up, like a sort of lego clay thing. he took his mum all the way around town for 2 DAYS! to try and find thermo bricks for christmas.

awesome.

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I told my mum that the PS2 Id spent 250 on I had not bought with money in a bank account wasn't meant to touch and had in fact won it by pretending to be a 9 year old boy on the phone of a CITV prize giveaway. I answered a question about My Parents Are Aliens.

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I live in a skyscraper, and I managed to convince this dude from the 15th floor that if you jumped off a really high building (I think I said you need to be more than 70 floors up) that you get enough speed up on your descent to fly. Obviously he has never heard of terminal velocity! Lol.

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A few of my friends know me by my nickname of Columbo. On a night out a girl asked me how i got it. I told her i had a glass eye like Peter Falk the guy who played Columbo on TV.

She spent the rest of the night trying to figure out which one was the glass one.

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