fli$ Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 I walked into my bathroom at 4am this morning to find that this fucker had not only spewed on himself, all over the bathroom and toilet but would also refuse to get up! So, as punishment, I took a few photos and here is one of them: (I do hope he never returns the favour when I'm wasted)Unfortunatly you cannot see that he's covered himself in this picture. But trust me, he did. And has stank out my bathroom with it too. The fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rass Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 I've suddenly gone off Jagermeister.... perhaps just Post-Ian Jager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 I've suddenly gone off JagermeisterIs that possible?o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rass Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 erm... firstly, that brown puddle infront of his face i know for sure was Jager when it went in, not appealing (especially considering the amount of times i've encountered a similar brown puddle from drinking too much of the stuff).Plus, as much as i love drinking Jager (for its get-you-pissed-really-quickly properties) it's still really vile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 as much as i love drinking Jager (for its get-you-pissed-really-quickly properties) it's still really vile!really? i've always loved the taste of it..! meh...each to their own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rass Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 really? i've always loved the taste of it..! meh...each to their owni dont like Aniseed flavours, and although its alot more herby/a bit sweeter than Sambuca or After Shock, its still there, not good (i say with a half drunk bottle of the stuff in front of me)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fli$ Posted January 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 i dont like Aniseed flavours' date=' and although its alot more herby/a bit sweeter than Sambuca or After Shock, its still there, not good (i say with a half drunk bottle of the stuff in front of me)...[/quote']Some of which - incidently - I threw up the other night! Except in afar more dignified manner than the aforementioned Ian. Well, apart from the pint glass I destroyed in the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 i envy you, ive got an empty bottle here torturing me! :'(i really should throw it out...edit: if you think jager tastes bad DO NOT try "the monstrosity" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fli$ Posted January 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 i envy you' date=' ive got an empty bottle here torturing me! :'(i really should throw it out...edit: if you think jager tastes bad DO NOT try "the monstrosity"[/quote']I've got a bathroom full of it if you're that desperate. It's probably diluted enough for you to drink it now. From the sounds of it, you'd be fucked after two licks off the bathroom floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rass Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 i envy you' date=' ive got an empty bottle here torturing me! :'(i really should throw it out...edit: if you think jager tastes bad DO NOT try "the monstrosity"[/quote']The monstrosity? I've heard of that, explain! I have a feelin someone has asked me for it in the pub before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 it was invented in the bassment by some people i know, all of the barstaff there seem to know what it is if you ask for it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rass Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Hah, dude, i am one of the barstaff of which you speak, and i have no idea what it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John C Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Unfortunatly you cannot see that he's covered himself in this picture. But trust me, he did.at least its not all down my back this time. the cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fli$ Posted January 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 A few hours later after waking up for work, a 3 hour sleep which was interrupted by ian stumbling into my room, then a vast array of beepy noises (his alarm and mel paging the fone?!) discovering once again I cannot go to the bathroom in my own flat, I can honestly say any humour, has gone. I am really quite pissed off now. Grr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Haha I went to primary school with him and his brother!Legendary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 ha ha ha hatwat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 ha ha ha hatwatWhat you talking about Maxi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 By the looks of things, that bathroom was pretty revolting anyway. I'd use the opportunity to give it a good clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 ha ha ha hatwatPersonal attack eh?Shocking.You won't want me to upload the 'sleeping and snoring' one from the sofa a few days ago that Linzi took then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Come on Dave, you've got to clamp down on the trouble makers here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Hagagagagaga Pussy ....... it's better to KO outside your shed than in a bathroom especially a disgutsting bathroom coervered in puke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Cadet Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Is that possible?o_OI've got a bedroom carpet that will testify to the evils of Jagermeister 8o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowball Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 It's probably odd that instead of being grossed out at the puke, I wondered to myself why you'd need a phone book in the bathroom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 his reaction was along the lines of "FUCK. FUCKING BITCH, BINT, CUNT!".....but he saw the funny side of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 It's probably odd that instead of being grossed out at the puke' date=' I wondered to myself why you'd need a phone book in the bathroom...[/quote']Essential reading material for those extra long shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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