Bass Cadet Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 ...or smelly metal fans.I'd rather catch a whiff of metal sweat (Mmmmm pherimones fresh from the moshpit yum) than get fumigated by too much Lynx Nevada anyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 ...or smelly metal fans.Or flute players, you never know where that flute has been:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Or flute players' date=' you never know where that flute has been:up:[/quote']Or the player! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Football is boringFootball is as boring as you are exciting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vide infra Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 my favourite quotes about women:"Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one." WC Fields "Even if man could understand women he still wouldn't believe it." AW Brown "Where would man be today if it wasn't for women? In the Garden of Eden eating water melon and taking it easy." C Kennedy (not the guy from neighbours, although that would make it even funnier)"Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." K Lette"Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb." Y Brynner"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships." G RadnerI just think: give them what they want and let them find out how you got it later on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Another comment "all women are beautiful" em.. no...Yes! If all brides are beautiful, then where do all the fucking ugly wives come from?Oh, and for all the women who think they don't need men - who's going to take the spider out of the bath? (And who's going to say you look gorgeous when you look like a sack of shite?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGoatski Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 ...and no matter how good-looking she is, there`s always some guy somewhere who`s sick of her shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Oh' date=' and for all the women who think they don't need men - who's going to take the spider out of the bath? [/quote']They still haven't invented a dildo that can change light bulbs or mow the lawn, either.Next time a woman REALLY annoys you, just imagine her taking a spicy Thai food-instigated dump. That should do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MerryChristmas Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 They still haven't invented a dildo that can change light bulbs or mow the lawn' date=' either.Next time a woman REALLY annoys you, just imagine her taking a spicy Thai food-instigated dump. That should do it.[/quote']mmmmm spicy dump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some_kinda_hate Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Yes! If all brides are beautiful' date=' then where do all the fucking ugly wives come from?Oh, and for all the women who think they don't need men - who's going to take the spider out of the bath? (And who's going to say you look gorgeous when you look like a sack of shite?)[/quote']haha, oh yes, I know a lot of boys afraid of spiders though. But meh I hate them hahacan you hire a personal "spider killer" ?if so..I want the number woo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 woman sit around making futile attempts at DIY' date=' washing their hair and booking plastic surgery. Man sit around reading Nuts magazine and watching topgear. It's all true.[/quote']...while drinking beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 haha' date=' oh yes, I know a lot of boys afraid of spiders though. But meh I hate them hahacan you hire a personal "spider killer" ?if so..I want the number woo[/quote']Will PM you *dont worry Im kidding* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 Will PM you Oi! Stop using these boards to try and get laid............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 Oi! Stop using these boards to try and get laid............Ahh, its been too long since I have heard those words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 Ahh' date=' its been too long since I have heard those words.[/quote']I got laid last night, thank fuck she took Visa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 I got laid last night' date=' thank fuck she took Visa![/quote']Did she ask for the 3 digit security number on the back of the card? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 Did she ask for the 3 digit security number on the back of the card?I withheld that nugget of information until she swallowed.(I think I'd better stop right there before Jake tells me to do so....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 I withheld that nugget of information until she swallowed.(I think I'd better stop right there before Jake tells me to do so....)eugh, nugget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 I got laid last night' date=' thank fuck she took Visa![/quote']Where did she swipe it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 2, 2006 Report Share Posted January 2, 2006 (I think I'd better stop right there before Jake tells me to do so....)Stop right th..........oh, you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Yes... I have forced you to watch Top Gear. I am also a woman who dislikes Sarah Jessica Parker (aka "Crow face") and Sex in the city.Oh man i cannot stand sex in the city or SJP, "crowface" is a very apt nickname though I love Top Gear as wellI'm not the most feminine of all females anyhows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Oh man i cannot stand sex in the city or SJP' date=' "crowface" is a very apt nickname though [/quote']Horseface is my preferred term... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Cadet Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Horseface is my preferred term...I prefer Tree-neck - Have you seen those tendons!!And Top Gear is the best comedy on the telly. I don't drive. have no intrest in cars but I still look forward to that Sunday night Giggle-fest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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