Guest pop-notmyface Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 okay, guess what scabby little "celebrity" loser hides behind the following names:(and no google cheating please, but most of these are people from bands)Frederick AusterlitzRichard StarkeySteveland JudkinsVincent FurnierMarvin Lee AdairOrville Richard BurrellRobert Zimmerman William Henry PrattChaim WitzDeclan McManus(these names are not 100% verified, but should be close) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Robert ZimmermanBob Dylan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 AAlan Alda = Alphonso D'AbruzzoWoody Allen = Allen KonigsbergMuhammad Ali = Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr.Julie Andrews = Julia Elizabeth WellsFred Astaire = Frederick AusterlitzChet Atkins = Chester B. AtkinsFrankie Avalon = Francis Thomas AvalonneBLauren Bacall = Betty Joan PerskeAnne Bancroft = Anna Maria ItalianoBrigitte Bardot = Camille JavalPat Benatar = Patricia AndrejewskiTony Bennett = Anthony BenedettoJack Benny = Benjamin KubelskyTom Berenger = Thomas Michael MooreChuck Berry = Charles Edward Anderson BerryBilly The Kid = William H. BonneyRobert Blake = Michael GubitosiJon Bon Jovi = John Francis BongioviBono (U2) = Paul HewsonSonny Bono = Salvatore Phillip BonoDavid Bowie = David Robert JonesBoy George = George Alan O'DowdCharles Bronson = Charles BuchinskiAlbert Brooks = Albert EinsteinMel Brooks = Melvin KaminskyGeorge Burns = Nathan BirnbaumEllen Burstyn = Edna GilhooleyRichard Burton = Richard JenkinsCNicholas Cage = Nicholas CoppolaMichael Cain = Maurice MicklewhiteMaria Callas = Maria KalogeropoulosEric Carr (Kiss) - Paul Charles CaravelloVikki Carr = Florencia CasillasRay Charles = Ray Charles RobinsonChubby Checker = Ernest EvansCher = Cherilyn SarkisianEric Clapton - Eric Patrick ClappPatsy Cline = Virginia Patterson HensleyClaudette Colbert = Lily ChauchoinNat King Cole = Nathaniel Adams ColesChuck Connors = Kevin Joseph ConnorsRobert Conrad = Conrad Robert FalkAlice Cooper = Vincent FurnierGary Cooper = Frank James CooperDavid Copperfield = David KotkinHoward Cosell = Howard CohenElvis Costello = Declan Patrick McManusLou Costello = Louis CristilloJoan Crawford = Lucille Le SueurMichael Crawford = Michael Dumble-SmithBing Crosby = Harry Lillis CrosbyTom Cruise = Thomas Cruise Mapother IVTony Curtis = Bernard SchwartzDRodney Dangerfield = Jacob CohenBobby Darin = Walden Waldo Robert CassottoJohn Denver = John Henry DeutschendorfDonovan = Donovan Phillip LeitchDoris Day = Doris von KappelhoffJames Dean = James ByronJohn Denver = Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.Bo Derek = Mary Cathleen CollinsDanny DeVito = Daniel MichaeliAngie Dickinson = Angeline BrownBo Diddley = Otha Elias Bates McDanielVin Diesel = Mark VincentPhyllis Diller = Phyllis DriverFats Domino = Antoine DominoKirk Douglas = Issur DanielovitchBob Dylan = Robert ZimmermanESheena Easton = Sheena Shirley OrrThe Edge (U2) = David Howell EvansElvira = Cassandra PatersonEminem - Marshall Bruce Mathers IIIEnya = Eithne Ni BhraonainDavid Essex = David Albert CookFMorgan Fairchild = Patsy McClennyAdam Faith = Terence NelhamsFatboy Slim = Quentin Cook (aka Norman Cook)Sally Field = Sally MahoneyW.C. Fields = William Claude DukenfieldJodie Foster = Alicia Christian FosterMichael J. Fox = Michael Andrew FoxConnie Francis = Concetta Rosa Maria FranconeroBilly Fury = Ronald WycherleyGGreta Garbo = Greta GustafssonJudy Garland = Frances GummJames Garner = James BumgarnerCrystal Gayle = Brenda Gayle WebbBobbie Gentry = Roberta StreeterKathie Lee Gifford = Kathie EpsteinWhoopie Goldberg = Caryn JohnsonCary Grant = Archibald LeachHHammer = Stanley Kirk BurrellLaurence Harvey = Laruschka SkikneRita Hayworth = Margarita CansinoJimi Hendrix = Johnny Allen HendrixPee-Wee Herman = Paul ReubenfeldBarbara Hershey = Barbara HerzstineHulk Hogan = Terry Gene BolleaBillie Holliday = Eleanora FaganBuddy Holly = Charles Hardin HolleyBob Hope = Leslie Townes HopeHarry Houdini = Ehrich WeissRock Hudson = Roy Scherer Jr.Engelbert Humperdinck = Arnold George DorseyIJanis Ian = Janis Eddy FinkIce Cube = Oshea JacksonIce-T = Tracy MorrowBilly Idol = William BroadIggy Pop = James Jewell Osterberg, Jr.Burl Ives = Burle Icle IvanhoeJDavid Janssen = David MeyerElton John = Reginald DwightDon Johnson = Donald WayneAl Jolson = Asa YoelsonBrian Jones (Rolling Stones) = Lewis Brian Hopkins-JonesJenny Jones = Janina StranskiTom Jones = Thomas WoodwardWynonna Judd = Christina CiminellaKBoris Karloff = William Henry PrattDanny Kaye = David KaminskyDiane Keaton = Diane HallMichael Keaton = Michael DouglasChaka Khan = Carole Yvette Marie StevensCarole King = Carole KleinLarry King = Larry ZeiglerBen Kingsley = Krishna BanjiNastassja Kinski = Nastassja NaksyznyskiBilly J Kramer (The Dakotas) = William H AshtonKris Kristofferson = Kris CarsonLCheryl Ladd = Cheryl StoppelmoorVeronica Lake = Constance OcklemanDorothy Lamour = Mary KaumeyerMichael Landon = Eugene OrowitzMario Lanza = Alfredo Arnold CocozzaQueen Latifah = Dana OwensStan Laurel = Arthur JeffersonSteve Lawrence = Sidney LeibowitzBrenda Lee = Brenda Mae TarpleyBruce Lee = Lee Yuen KamSpike Lee = Shelton Jackson LeeJay Leno = James Douglas Muir LenoHuey Lewis = Hugh CreggJerry Lewis = Joseph LevitchLiberace = Wladziu Lee ValentinoJack Lord = John Joseph RyanSophia Loren = Sophia ScicoloniPeter Lorre = Laszio LowensteinCourtney Love = Michelle HarrisonBela Lugosi = Bela Ferenc BlaskoLulu = Marie LawrieMShirley MacLaine = Shirley BeatyElle MacPherson = Eleanor GowMadonna = Madonna Louise CicconeLee Majors = Harvey Lee Yeary IIKarl Malden = Mladen SekulovichMama Cass Elliot (Mamas & Papas) = Ellen Naomi CohenManfred Mann = Manfred LubowitzBarry Manilow = Barry Alan PincusJayne Mansfield = Vera Jane PalmerMarilyn Manson = Brian WarnerWalter Matthau = Walter MatuschanskayaskyDean Martin = Dino CrocettiGroucho Marx = Julius Henry MarxMeat Loaf = Marvin Lee AdayFreddie Mercury (Queen) = Frederick Farookh BulsaraEthel Merman = Ethel ZimmermanGeorge Michael = Georgios PanayiotouJoni Mitchell = Roberta Joan AndersonMoby = Richard Melville HallMarilyn Monroe = Norma Jean Mortenson (later Baker)Demi Moore = Demetria GuynesRita Moreno = Rosita AlverioHarry Morgan = Harry BratsburgNChuck Norris = Carlos RayAndre Norton = Mary Alice NortonNotorious B.I.G. = Christopher WallaceOOzzy Osbourne = John Michael OsbournePJack Palance = Walter PalanuikBernadette Peters = Bernadette LazzaroEdith Piaf = Edith Giovanna GassionSlim Pickens = Louis LindleyMary Pickford = Gladys SmithStephanie Powers = Stefania FederkiewiczPrince = Prince Rogers NelsonRTony Randall = Leonard RosenbergJohnnie Ray = John AlvinDonna Reed = Donna Belle MullengerDella Reese = Delloreese Patricia EarlyCliff Richard = Harry Rodger WebbJoan Rivers = Joan Sandra MolinskyEdward G. Robinson = Emmanuel GoldenbergSugar Ray Robinson = Walker Smith, Jr.Ginger Rogers = Virginia McMathMickey Rooney = Joe Yule Jr.Axl Rose (Guns N Roses) = William Bruce RoseJohnny Rotten (Sex Pistols) = John LydonWinona Ryder = Winona HorowitzSSusan Sarandon = Susan TomalingTelly Savalas = Aristotle SavalasJane Seymour = Joyce FrankenbergDel Shannon = Charles Weedon WestoverOmar Sharif = Michael ShalhoubCharlie Sheen = Carlos Irwin EstevezMartin Sheen = Ramon EstevezTalia Shire = Talia CoppolaSinbad = David AtkinsEric Singer (Kiss) = Eric MensingerSlash = Saul HudsonSlim Dusty = David Gordon KirkpatrickDusty Springfield = Mary Isobel Catherine O'BrienSuzanne Somers = Suzanne MahoneyRobert Stack = Robert ModiniBarbara Stanwyck = Ruby StevensSylvester Stallone = Michael Sylvester Enzio StalloneRingo Starr = Richard StarkeyCat Stevens = Yusef IslamConnie Stevens = Concetta IngoliaSting = Gordon SumnerDonna Summer = La Donna GainesTMr. T = Lawrence TeroRobert Taylor = Spangler Arlington BrughDanny Thomas = Muzyad YakhoobTiny Tim = Herbert KhauryRip Torn = Elmore Rual Torn Jr.Randy Travis = Randy TraywickSophie Tucker = Sophia KalishTina Turner = Annie Mae BullockMark Twain = Samuel Langhorne ClemensTwiggy = Leslie HornbyUThe Undertaker = Mark CallowayVRudolph Valentino = Rudolpho D'AntonguollaFrankie Valli (Four Seasons) = Frank CastelluccioSid Vicious = John Simon RitchieWJohn Wayne = Marion MorrisonSigourney Weaver = Susan Alexandra WeaverRaquel Welch = Raquel TejadaGene Wilder = Jerome SilbermanShelley Winters = Shirley SchriftStevie Wonder = Stevland MorrisNatalie Wood = Natasha GurdinBill Wyman (Rolling Stones) = William PerksTammy Wynette = Wynette PughCheck Nion every actors name i mean pointless or what look at Michael J. Fox = Michael Andrew FoxBtw did you realise why actors and generaly famous people originaly changed there names wasnt for a name with a ring to it it was simply because they were either jewish or simply from a race that wasnt fully accepted for its time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some_kinda_hate Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 John Wayne = Marion Morrisonmy grannys name :| lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skuzzlebutt Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 1. Nuff respect jasey boi2.Eric Clapton - Eric Patrick Clapp HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 okay' date=' guess what scabby little "celebrity" loser hides behind the following names:(and no google cheating please, but most of these are people from bands)Robert Zimmerman (these names are not 100% verified, but should be close)[/quote']WTF?! Scabby little "celebrity" loser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some_kinda_hate Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 WTF?! Scabby little "celebrity" loser?he has a point mr dylan is fecking amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 my grannys name :| lolyour gran was john wayne? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some_kinda_hate Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 your gran was john wayne?ah yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 My last name is Morrison, so I'm often telling people about my connection with John Wayne.Seeing as he was cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 My last name is Morrison, so I'm often telling people about my connection with John Wayne.Seeing as he was cool.Does your family own the new shopping place on King Street? Morrison's Im not so lucky ive got the same surname as THE yorkshire ripper. X-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Does your family own the new shopping place on King Street? Morrison's We must do, somewhere down the line...Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some_kinda_hate Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 ooh maybe I'm related to yoube afraidddd haw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Check Nion every actors name i mean pointless or what look at Michael J. Fox = Michael Andrew FoxBtw did you realise why actors and generaly famous people originaly changed there names wasnt for a name with a ring to it it was simply because they were either jewish or simply from a race that wasnt fully accepted for its time..Michael J Fox changed his name because there was already an actor called Michael Fox on Equity and allegedly you can only have one person with each name, same with a lot of actors. CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brymon Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 My last name is Morrison' date=' so I'm often telling people about my connection with John Wayne.Seeing as he was cool.[/quote']Me too and i also say that he was related to jim by way of my family tree!!!(Sad bastard, Who Me)!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 WTF?! Scabby little "celebrity" loser?well, yeah. if you have to change your name because your "real" name fucking sucks, that pretty much makes one a loser by default. it's americanisation.no matter how good, Bob Dylan wouldn't be the person we perceive him as if he had been marketed as Robert Zimmerman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 its just a name, like a band name, made up to sound cool. whats wrong with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 its just a name' date=' like a band name, made up to sound cool. whats wrong with that?[/quote']It's wrong because it's American apparently... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryn Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 .........well' date=' yeah. if you have to change your name because your "real" name fucking sucks, that pretty much makes one a loser by default. QUOTE']So you slag him off for changing his name, then justify him doing it:Bob Dylan wouldn't be the person we perceive him as if he had been marketed as Robert Zimmerman.[/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 also ronaldinho is called ronaldo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 It's wrong because it's American apparently...well it is. if you were called Mohammed Ilistufih (just for the sake of a "weird name") and you were a rapper trying to earn some respect for yo badass-self, you're hardly going to make it anywhere with people thinking yo one of bin ladens' henchmen. no, you're more likely to get yo badass-self assassinated. HOWEVER, there is Def Jam who is willing to be really nice to yo and gives you a MARKETABLE name such as 1 Dollar Short, as well as some bling and some paint to make you look like a real-estate nigga. that's the "American" Way, yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 .........well' date=' yeah. if you have to change your name because your "real" name fucking sucks, that pretty much makes one a loser by default. QUOTE']So you slag him off for changing his name, then justify him doing it:no, i'm not saying i don't like "Bobby D"....but if a name makes you think of thisthen one thing it is not is Marketable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Oi Thats My Gran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Im not so lucky ive got the same surname as THE yorkshire ripper. X-( your last name is Sutcliffe??I envy you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 And my familys from Yorkshire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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