Noir Posted December 4, 2005 Report Share Posted December 4, 2005 did anyone hear the joke that won, i missed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 There were two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a simple gesture, brings them both to life.The angel tells them 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running off together behind the shrubbery.The angel waits patiently as giggling sounds come from the rustling bushes.After fifteen minutes the two return out of breath and laughing.The angel tells them 'You still have fifteen minutes left.'The male statue asks the woman statue, 'Would you like to do it again?''Oh yes. Let's,' she replies. 'But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you poo on its head!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onlynik Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 There were two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years when one day an angel comes down from the sky and' date=' with a simple gesture, brings them both to life.The angel tells them 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running off together behind the shrubbery.The angel waits patiently as giggling sounds come from the rustling bushes.After fifteen minutes the two return out of breath and laughing.The angel tells them 'You still have fifteen minutes left.'The male statue asks the woman statue, 'Would you like to do it again?''Oh yes. Let's,' she replies. 'But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you poo on its head!!'[/quote']that's a shit joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 that cant be the joke, that one is old as hell and really not that funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 No it was, taken from http://www.virginradio.co.uk/thestation/25000_joke.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 that's a shit jokewell spotted, and it's not that funny, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noir Posted December 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 jokes are never funny, it's witty remarks and observational humour that makes most people laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 well spotted' date=' and it's not that funny, either.[/quote']and the 25,000 shoulda went to this man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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