Child Support

[Guest bluesxman]

When someone applies for Child Support, the proper procedure is to find out

who the father is and see why he is not providing support. The following

are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms

in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out number 11... it takes the prize and #3 is runner up.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered

by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but

I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being

sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you

with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was

conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a

man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted.

If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number?

Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW

that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps

you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it

replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a

letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and

that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do

so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the

economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.

Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same

to me.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can

you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at

the same time... well I don't have a clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World;

maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for

sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd

have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146

Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when

you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

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I thought number 2 and 4 were good.