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Best Night Out EVER!!!! Who'd you take??

If you were going to have a night out and could invite any 10 people in the world dead or alive, who would it be??

Id invite:

1. Oliver Reed

2. Johnny Depp

3. Liam Gallagher

4. Jesus

5. George Best

6. Ricky Gervais

7. Kate Moss

8. Hulk Hogan

9. Keef Richards

10. Hitler

And i'd take em on a harbour crawl then to the whippies!!!

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A nite out with the Hulkster would be fuckin sweet! as long as he did sit there with his red bandana and yellow vest! love to see him wrap the 24 inch pythons round his pint!

Whatcha gonna do brother, when Hulkamania runs wild on you!

dunno what id do like, call the police probably and tell them im in the middle of getting leg dropped by a man with a white moustache and yellow spandex pants. :help:

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1.Alan Partridge

2.Mick Jagger

3.Jim Morrison

4.Peter Kay

5.Les Battersby

6.Adam Sadler

7.Angelina Jolie

8.Trish Stratus

9.Liam Gallacher

10. Dom Jolly

Alan Partridge and Les Battersby are fictional otherwise i would of said Harry Potter!!!

And who's Trish Stratus and Barry Chuckle!!!

Good call bout Bonham tho!!!!

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Alan Partridge and Les Battersby are fictional otherwise i would of said Harry Potter!!!

And who's Trish Stratus and Barry Chuckle!!!

Good call bout Bonham tho!!!!

wise up, they're real, and if you want a fight about it, meet me outside my work at 5.00, loser makes supper.

You dont know who Trish Stratus is!! :down:

where you seein barry chuckle like?

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wise up' date=' they're real, and if you want a fight about it, meet me outside my work at 5.00, loser makes supper.

You dont know who Trish Stratus is!! :down:

where you seein barry chuckle like?[/quote']

"Oh this country"

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wise up' date=' they're real, and if you want a fight about it, meet me outside my work at 5.00, loser makes supper.

You dont know who Trish Stratus is!! :down:

where you seein barry chuckle like?[/quote']

I meant to say I'D invite the Chucklemeister!! Sorry!!

But who the fook is Trisha Stratus!! Is she a daytime chatshow host that makes jeans at night????

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I meant to say I'D invite the Chucklemeister!! Sorry!!

But who the fook is Trisha Stratus!! Is she a daytime chatshow host that makes jeans at night????

haha - the chat show host trisha, settle!! she's a womans wrestler. Put it this way, if she came knocking on my door at 2 in the morning for a lend of milk, id give her it.

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1. Ricky Gervais

2. Steve Coogan

3. Steve Pemberton

4. Reece Shearsmith

5. Mark Gatiss

6. Jeremy Dyson

7. Will Ferrell

8. Ben Stiller

9. Vince Vaughn

and probably my other half because he'd like to meet most of the above too I imagine.

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1. Ricky Gervais

2. Steve Coogan

3. Steve Pemberton

4. Reece Shearsmith

5. Mark Gatiss

6. Jeremy Dyson

7. Will Ferrell

8. Ben Stiller

9. Vince Vaughn

and probably my other half because he'd like to meet most of the above too I imagine.

i thought a bout the other half but then i thought "what chance have i got with Moss if the missus is hangin about"!! Mind you i could just shunt her off with Hitler or something!!!

Gd call bout Farrell as long as he left the Elf suit at home!!!

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To be honest, I don't find any of the men on my list attractive. I merely find them either interesting or incredibly funny, either way I'd be guaranteed a highly amusing evening.

If I was going for sheer totty factor I'd be shoving Jude Law in there.

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1. Johnny Depp - just to look in awe at

2. Shawn Michaels - duh!

3. John Travolta - to dance with

4. Andy Roddick - for a game of tennis

5 & 6. Matthew Reynolds and Nick Horne to provide some music

7. my grandad (the one that died) - someone to drink all the whisky

8. Claire Illingworth to enjoy the festives with

9. Steve Irwin - for the shits and giggles and for the phrases

10. Seann William Scott for jokes & pranks

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Spike Milligan

Peter Sellers

Samuel Johnson

Oscar Wilde

Woody Allen

Nick Kent

Hunter S. Thompson

Debbie Harry

Lord Buckley

Peter Cook

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Guest *alex*

1. Johnny Depp

2. River Phoenix

3. Bruce Willis

4. Uma Thurman

5. Kiefer Sutherland

6. Sandra Bullock

7. Edward Norton

8. Keanu Reeves

9. Adam Morrice (so I could show him that he's not the real John McClane, Bruce Willis is)

10. SJ (so I could prove to her that Johnny Depp IS hot)

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Guest bluesxman

1. Mickey Rourke.

2. Asia Argento.

3. Bill Bailey.

4. Angelina Jolie.

5. Nick Cave.

6. Oliver Reed.

7. Jason Mewes.

8. Nicolas Cage.

9. Bill Hicks.

10. Karen O.

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If you were going to have a night out and could invite any 10 people in the world dead or alive' date=' who would it be??

Id invite:

1. Oliver Reed

2. Johnny Depp

3. Liam Gallagher

4. Jesus

5. George Best

6. Ricky Gervais

7. Kate Moss

8. Hulk Hogan

9. Keef Richards

10. Hitler

And i'd take em on a harbour crawl then to the whippies!!![/quote']

Good list!

I'd have

1. Elvis Presley

2. Johnny Depp

3. George Best

4. my dear old pal Harry McAllister (deceased)

5. The Marquis de sade (he cant be as black as he's painted....)

6. Johnny Cash

7. Marilyn Monroe

8. Audrey Hepburn

9. Brian Wilson

10.Jane Austen

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5 interesting women.....

the artist Dora Carrington

the designer Eileen Gray

the singer/songwriter Anne Briggs

the author/feminist Germaine Greer

the actress Louise Brooks

5 interesting men.....

the cartoonist George Herriman

the author Mervyn Peake

the poet/humourist Ivor Cutler

the comedian/astronomer Will Hay

the sportsman Jesse Owens

I've a feeling the women would get a bit raucous, and might end up in Moshulu getting chatted up by Spike Pile Driver, and the men would be dragged along to sit and chat in the corner. I'd ask Louise Brooks up for a dance (assuming it was her in her prime, or at least under 60! :love: )

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Hmmmm,

in no particular order:

1. Kate Beckinsale

2. Jason Gleason

3. Jeff Buckley

4. David Jason

5. Amerie

6. Justin Timberlake

7. Ben Affleck

8. Jurgen Klinsmann

9. Angelina Jolie

10. Howard Jones

:D

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1) Pritchard

2) Joicey

3) Pancho

4) Dainton

5) Steve Austin ( The Wrestler/The Six Million Dollar Man and the dude from today is The Day)

6) Thomas Chong

7) Richard Ramirez

8) Mark (Chopper) Reid

9) John Cleese

10) Cheech Marin

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Tom Waits

Tom Green

Devin Townsend

Sharon Stone

Homer Simpson

Alan Partridge

Clifford Coffin (photographer)

Dimebag Darrell

Tony Benn

Mother Theresa

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Guest MDP

probably a load of shit, but i recon this would make an intereasting night out..

bill bailey-for comedy

thomas truax-also for comedy

slash-legend

johnny knoxville-coz he WILL do something stupid

bam margerra-coz he is ace

vile valo-coz him rule

einstein-to help me with homework

jennifer garner- coz i love alias

luke burrage-coz he is a legendarry juggler

jess reigel-coz he is a unicycle god

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