Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 he died after eating a squirrel. that makes cause of death "squirrel poisoning". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 your making it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 nope, Terry Wogans' mouth does not lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 ok! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 it may talk a lot or rubbish/nonsense, but everyone KNOWS it doesnt lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 He shot himself in the mouth with a shotgun, didn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Didn't he die whilst taking a shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 He shot himself in the mouth with a shotgun' date=' didn't he?[/quote']that was Kurtd Cobain, son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Didn't he die whilst taking a shit?uh-hu-huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Didn't he die whilst taking a shit?That's what I thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest five years Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 he choked on a cheeseburger on the toilet.no really...he did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroppycow Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Good God.He died on the lavatory of heart failure, probably brought on by the large quantities of various prescription drugs in his system and his ridiculously unhealthy diet of fried everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 So he did die whilst (probably) taking a shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 no no, you're not listening to me people. he died of squirrel poisoning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 no no' date=' you're not listening to me people. he died of squirrel poisoning![/quote'] It is what Wogan said, so I trust him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 It is what Wogan said' date=' so I trust him.[/quote']lol, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Cat Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Good God.He died on the lavatory of heart failure' date=' probably brought on by the large quantities of various prescription drugs in his system and his ridiculously unhealthy diet of fried everything.[/quote']This is the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ch Black Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 What? Are all you people insane? Squirrel pooisoning??? (cross betwwen squirrel poisoning and pooing - me so clever!) He died whilst fighting a zombified mummy called bubba hotep. Duh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Why would a squirrel want to poisen Elvis?Was it a nasty grey squirrel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Why would a squirrel want to poisen Elvis?Was it a nasty grey squirrel?funny you should say that' date=' apparently he was munching on a red squirrel delicatesse :']i wouldn't imagine it was the squirrels intention to poison elvis. from what i picked up on, Elvis may have eaten it with it's skin on. hence the poisoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Hmm, not sure about this, but I think I did see a documentary somewhere at some point (BBC4?) going on about Elvis' poor upbringing and how he had to eat squirrel and stuff to survive when he was younger.But I doubt he was munching on squirrel in Graceland. Probably just crossed wires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Marlin Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 But I doubt he was munching on squirrel in Graceland. Probably just crossed wires.Eating wires is bad for you too' date=' especially cross ones.[u']ELVIS IS NOT DEADHe's hibernating, in a box, under the ground at Graceland. He had stored enough fat to sleep for 30 years. I've got a ticket for the 2007 comeback special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Yeah I fucking hate Radio 2 and the bullshit Terry Wogan speaks aswell....And as if he isn't bad enough, the equally annoying (and very similarly sounding) Ken Bruce comes on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_inthehills Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 It is what Wogan said' date=' so I trust him.[/quote']I don't know about that! I'm sure some of those letters he reads out are made up.Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Eating wires is bad for you too' date=' especially cross ones.[u']ELVIS IS NOT DEADHe's hibernating, in a box, under the ground at Graceland. He had stored enough fat to sleep for 30 years. I've got a ticket for the 2007 comeback special.That was sharp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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