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how did Elvis Presley die? i'll tell you.

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he died after eating a squirrel. that makes cause of death "squirrel poisoning".

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He shot himself in the mouth with a shotgun' date=' didn't he?[/quote']

that was Kurtd Cobain, son

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Good God.

He died on the lavatory of heart failure, probably brought on by the large quantities of various prescription drugs in his system and his ridiculously unhealthy diet of fried everything.

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Good God.

He died on the lavatory of heart failure' date=' probably brought on by the large quantities of various prescription drugs in his system and his ridiculously unhealthy diet of fried everything.[/quote']

This is the truth.

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What? Are all you people insane? Squirrel pooisoning??? (cross betwwen squirrel poisoning and pooing - me so clever!) He died whilst fighting a zombified mummy called bubba hotep. Duh!!!

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Why would a squirrel want to poisen Elvis?

Was it a nasty grey squirrel?

funny you should say that' date=' apparently he was munching on a red squirrel delicatesse :']

i wouldn't imagine it was the squirrels intention to poison elvis. from what i picked up on, Elvis may have eaten it with it's skin on. hence the poisoning.

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Hmm, not sure about this, but I think I did see a documentary somewhere at some point (BBC4?) going on about Elvis' poor upbringing and how he had to eat squirrel and stuff to survive when he was younger.

But I doubt he was munching on squirrel in Graceland. Probably just crossed wires.

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But I doubt he was munching on squirrel in Graceland. Probably just crossed wires.

Eating wires is bad for you too' date=' especially cross ones.

[u']ELVIS IS NOT DEAD

He's hibernating, in a box, under the ground at Graceland. He had stored enough fat to sleep for 30 years. I've got a ticket for the 2007 comeback special.

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Eating wires is bad for you too' date=' especially cross ones.

[u']ELVIS IS NOT DEAD

He's hibernating, in a box, under the ground at Graceland. He had stored enough fat to sleep for 30 years. I've got a ticket for the 2007 comeback special.

That was sharp! :D

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