PrincessHolly Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Johnny Depp is 42?!What can't you believe is true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 that stephen chow is 43. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 the general manager of the Marcliffe is 50. and Sheena, the most annoying/small/fat/hairy woman in the world who works in banqueting (just a regular banqueting worker) is 51. what a loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 I can't believe I can't get a bank loan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 I can't believe I can't get a bank loan.i can...Banks financial adviser: "So Mr. Knight, what do you do?"Keilan: "I make music. And occasionaly surf aberdeen-music.com"Banks financial adviser: "Oh, I see." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 I can't believe its not butter .....Someone needed to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 It's a tough racket, but someones gotta do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 I can't believe its not butter .....The big tub of 'almost butter' in my fridge just now is called "What, Not Butter?!"It's great.I can't beleive the assistant manager of The Cathouse is only 21. He told me on Saturday after I estimated him at about 35. But to make it more general, I can't beleive Des O' Connor just had another child. The man must be pushing 237 now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Someone needed to do itand YOU are a complete media victim! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 yeah ? you make such a large presumption over a tub of i cant believe its not butter?Christ on a pogo stick what has the world come to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
confession Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 The big tub of 'almost butter' in my fridge just now is called "What' date=' Not Butter?!"It's great.But to make it more general, I can't beleive Des O' Connor just had another child. The man must be pushing 237 now.[/quote']Hehe that whole post cracked me up, yeah, so there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 everyone who posted in this thread should pay more attention to this guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 I can't believe that the waiting list to appear in the Countdown audience is TWO YEARS.That's not even to appear on the actual show.Just in the audience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 The big tub of 'almost butter' in my fridge just now is called "What' date=' Not Butter?!"It's great.[/quote']I've got a jar of "I'll Be Fucked If That's Jam!"If you could fold a piece of paper 50 times it would reach the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leckie Gilman Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 If you could fold a piece of paper 50 times it would reach the moon.I don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 I don't get it.In order to fold a piece of paper 50 times it has to be the same size as the distance between the earth and the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 In order to fold a piece of paper 50 times it has to be the same size as the distance between the earth and the moon.Nope.Take a piece of paper. Fold it. Fold it again. If you could do that 50 times the piece of paper would be thick enough to reach the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Is it not physically impossible to fold a piece of paper more than 14 times or something like that, no matter the size?I saw it on HOW2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reptile Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 Here is the science on the record.http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20040124/mathtrek.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nullmouse Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 As unlikely as it sounds, folding a peice of paper fifty times would go out into space even further than the moon.If 50 folds reached the moon then your paper thickness would be 0.00034mm - 60gsm paper is around 0.081 mm thick. Using 60gsm paper the folded tower would be 91,197,892 km high, well past the moon.With a thicker paper we could make a giant wick from the earth to the sun, using it to ignite countries we don't like.(I used 382,260 km as the distance from earth to moon) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 i was gonna suggest france but then i remembered it's not cool to hate france on AM any more spoons /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 As unlikely as it sounds' date=' folding a peice of paper fifty times would go out into space even further than the moon.If 50 folds reached the moon then your paper thickness would be 0.00034mm - 60gsm paper is around 0.081 mm thick. Using 60gsm paper the folded tower would be 91,197,892 km high, well past the moon.With a thicker paper we could make a giant wick from the earth to the sun, using it to ignite countries we don't like.(I used 382,260 km as the distance from earth to moon)[/quote']here we go!that's economic space travel sorted then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowan Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 I cant believe a ducks quak doesnt have an eco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowan Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 I cant believe Hot water is heavier than cold water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted November 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 I can't believe that ducks are the only creatures beside humans who rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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