Twat from Faust attacks BSP

[Alan Cynic]

We were all at the Tunnels, old Faust for to see,

When a skanky wee lassie made big eyes at me

Well I'm no oil-painting, so I shouldn't be fussy

but it soon was apparent that she was a hussy

So I spoke up quite firmly ('cos I knew what to do!)

"I'd rather shag Jean-Herve Peron than you!"

She looked daggers at me, then she took out a knife

and insisted that I would take her for my wife!

But I zimmered her hard, and sent her to a clinic,

'cos no skank with a shank will become Mrs Cynic!"

[chilli]

We were all at the Tunnels' date=' old Faust for to see,

When a skanky wee lassie made big eyes at me

Well I'm no oil-painting, so I shouldn't be fussy

but it soon was apparent that she was a hussy

So I spoke up quite firmly ('cos I knew what to do!)

"I'd rather shag Jean-Herve Peron than you!"

She looked daggers at me, then she took out a knife

and insisted that I would take her for my wife!

But I zimmered her hard, and sent her to a clinic,

'cos no skank with a shank will become Mrs Cynic!"[/quote']

very good, no sign of you slowing down in terms of speed & quality Mr C