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Animals can't wear hats, official!!

I lined up a dog, cat, elephant and a tiger, lines up four hats and said "right you filthy animals, put on your hats!" The dog ran towards the hat, snarled and bit the fuck out of it much like it would you leg if you had just kicked it in the bollocks (its just a saying folks!) , the cat was sleeping, the elephant couldn't fit in my house anyway, and the tiger ripped seven shades of shit out of my face...not one of them put on the hat!!!

This sorta shit should be on Brainiac...late night edition

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LePeep's one was otterly ridiculuous' date=' and the above one is just WRONG...are you trying to annoy me on porpoise??![/quote']

I'll ask my mum about that...and, I bet mamma'l tell me that it's fine to post pictures of otters in hats.

as for the porpoise gag, that's weasely the worst pun, I thought you'd come up with something stoatally different and fur better than hat.

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