TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 How many animals can you think of that couldn't wear a hat? First one that comes to mind is a starfish, then possibly unicorn, but unicorns don't exist so they don't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrick boo Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Now this is a thread! Do whelks count? I suppose not, as the shell of a whelk already looks like the hat the Clare Grogan wore when she was on Top Of The Pops doing 'Happy Birthday'.This is a harder one than I first imagined - I thought snails, but then remembered Brian from The Magic Roundabout and his little red number. It's easier to think of animals that do wear hats - monkeys, horses, donkeys, elephants, cats (there's a book about that), mice (Speedy Gonzalez)Hammerhead sharks, how about that? They would need the biggest, most oddly shaped hat ever created. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 in any case surely Hammerhead sharks could wear those party hats with the elastic chin straps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Now this is a thread! lol, i agree.i don't think a starfish would care if it wore a hat or not...but rabbits....well, that takes us back to the infamous "look, it's a bunny with a pancake on it's head" thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 HAHA, stop it Shaun! you're inducing laugh-cramps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephy Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 worms if they had a hat on, they couldn't see where they were going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 worms if they had a hat on' date=' they couldn't see where they were going.[/quote']yeah, but have you ever seen a worm with eyes, arms or legs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 worms if they had a hat on' date=' they couldn't see where they were going.[/quote']he begs to differ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Of course a starfish can wear a hat, it can wear five!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephy Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 yeah' date=' but have you ever seen a worm with eyes, arms or legs?[/quote']Thats true....this is a hard game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 he begs to differyeah' date=' but that's no worm. that's a worm in an apple. worms in apples don't count here Of course a starfish can wear a hat, it can wear five!!!!again, not true. at least one will fall off and it needs 2 spare limbs for the boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MerryChristmas Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 acephalous giraffes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 How many animals can you think of that couldn't wear a hat? First one that comes to mind is a starfish' date=' then possibly unicorn, but unicorns don't exist so they don't count.[/quote']A Starfish may not be able to wear a hat but a hat can wear a Starfish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 A Starfish may not be able to wear a hat but a hat can wear a Starfish......that is on a HAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MerryChristmas Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 ...that is on a HAT.Hats have feelings too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Hats have feelings tooyes....and.....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 What about humans? whos ever seen one of them wear a hat!?!?"oooh I'm a human! I wear a hat!" *human does a little dance*erm what about...... Bats! their hats would fall off when they were upside down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrick boo Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Anyone who has ever read a Mr men book will know worms can wear hats - and monocles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 What about humans? whos ever seen one of them wear a hat!?!?"oooh I'm a human! I wear a hat!" *human does a little dance*erm what about...... Bats! their hats would fall off when they were upside down!not when they hold on to their hats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 but they dont have hands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 what about limpets? they'd have trouble wearing hats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MerryChristmas Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 yes....and.....?Look, you insensitive little runt, hats have feelings too, they feed off dandruff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 but they dont have hands! but they have claws' date=' which are remarkably similar to the function of hands Look, you insensitive little runt, hats have feelings too, they feed off dandruffyes. but i doubt that an innate object has feelings... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 but they have claws' date=' which are remarkably similar to the function of hands [/quote']damn you and your sneaky coming up with a better comeback than me! hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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