Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 We all know that there are no cute or hot people on Faceparty - instead, its a devestating mixture of fat, sweaty cunts with no ambition or drive other than for someone to use the 'de-face' function to draw a shiny, gold crown on their head, or something else equally undeserving.Anyway,Disaster #1:Jesus Christ!! Stop that RIGHT NOW!Evidently, the concept of winking is pretty new to this monstrosity.I didn't really want to label the exact areas where the problem lies, but......well.......here they are:Disaster #2:Wow, most people aren't brave enough to do something like that unless they actually are supple, which this person has either forgotten that she isn't, or she's relying on another distinguishing feature to make this picture appear, I presume, sexy?Not sure what exactly: The frisbee bangles? The secret-sweating-problem headband? The cream applied Tan? I'm not sure...Oh wait, it must be the skimpy clothes!I almost overlooked that - I guess I, was being deterred by something....or four.Disaster #3:Chilled_Andy here......I'm not sure that chilled is the word he should be using.....Maybe just Cold_AndyLets face it, If you were to accept his offer of a ride, I'm pretty sure you'd be slaughtered and burning in a bathtub before you could even say "Sorry, you're right! Boyzone are actually a really good band!", because its clear this guy isn't one for mercy.Disaster #4I hope that isn't being used on the Internet!!Disaster #5Don't misunderstand me here. She's not got her boobs out. Its just that since you've taken the time to read this far, I guess its only humane of me to let you carry on your morning without having sustained a cataract.If that's what we've got to look forward to when we reach 40 years old, I think I'll become celibate. Oh well, one for TV Tanned I guess.These were collated between 2:10 - 3:00 and are not necessary the views (you wanted to see) expressed by everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Rofl nice images and very witty side text had me in knots/deletes his facepic account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 haha nice although not the best thing in the world to see at 9am... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Oh well' date=' one for TV Tanned I guess.[/i']Actually, unlike you, I have been in a relationship for the last six and a half years, so please leave me out of your miusguided attempts to be amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 WoW wEe TV_Tanned if a 6yr relashionship makes u this bloody grumpy....................GeT OuT WhILE YoU CaN DuDe............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Never had any problems with him and havn't met him in 'the real life' but i'm sure he's sound as funk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 lol in my defence im not saying he aint a decent fello im sure he is (his wit sometimes is hilarious) Just above posts seems like he woke up to early this morning (either that or im sooo immature that everytime i see above original post by ()Papaspyrou() i fall about laffin) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 He's not actually a grumpy boy in the *gasp* REAL WORLD.but he's trying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 WoW wEe TV_Tanned if a 6yr relashionship makes u this bloody grumpy....................GeT OuT WhILE YoU CaN DuDe.............I dont think he was being "bloody grumpy"This thread has nothing compared to the myspace thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 not grumpy, just tired of being dragged into stuff for no good reason.funny how he never mentioned such things when i was at the seaton football at the same time as him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Oh dear god.Faceparty these days seems to be overrun by neds. I'd forgotten about that site. Myspace is the new faceparty.Hah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 In defence of Mr Tanned' date=' he's engaged and I wouldn't say it's a source of, "grumpy behaviour" on his part.He's not actually a grumpy boy in the *gasp* REAL WORLD.[/quote']I've found that there's often not much of a link between people's "online" personality and how they are in real life. I have no doubts that TV Tanned is anything other than a pleasant chap in the real world. Despite his raging anti-smoking views and breast fixation, a lot of his posts are pretty 'on the money', so to speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Is this Tav? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 looks more like Westwood from Pimp My Ride UK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 It's Tav Westwood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Face party is shit. This ned girl once made an account with her details on it and MY face. She was pretending she looked like me and it REALLY pissed me off. She didn't take the photos of me down for over a year, despite my nagging. Pfftt, fucking neds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 not grumpy' date=' just tired of being dragged into stuff for no good reason.funny how he never mentioned such things when i was at the seaton football at the same time as him...[/quote']Let it be known that I don't dislike this man.Let it be further known that he is better than me at football! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockaFairy Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Face party is shit. This ned girl once made an account with her details on it and MY face. She was pretending she looked like me and it REALLY pissed me off. She didn't take the photos of me down for over a year' date=' despite my nagging. Pfftt, fucking neds.[/quote']Sounds familiar. My account has been taken over by my weirdo ex boyfriend for nearly a year now and faceparty won't do anything. It's quite creepy when your identity has been stolen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Face party is shit. This ned girl once made an account with her details on it and MY face. She was pretending she looked like me and it REALLY pissed me off. She didn't take the photos of me down for over a year' date=' despite my nagging. Pfftt, fucking neds.[/quote']Theres a website dedicated to exposing scammers of this nature!The most famous probably being "getchasum" who is seemingly 3 people in Aberdeen aswell as people from all over scotland, england, ireland, france, germany, belgium, europe, america, australia, india, anatartica.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 "Thanx for cybering with me last night heres that pic i promised"Ok its not facepic but it is indeed fucking wow weee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allstardawn Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 i love faceparty. it's so retro and BAD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 I despise Faceparty. There is absolutely nothing appealing on there, and with a shaven bondage queen readily available for "advice" to underagers, I'm a little uncertain what sort of ethical standpoint they really adopt, if any! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preid Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 I cant see the images on the first post!I uploaded a pic of me in hotpants and said it was child friendly...I use myspace now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandra Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Some guy keeps sending me emails asking me if i'm "bathgirl from faceparty". WTF. No, I'm not. But everytime I say it, I get another one. I don't have a faceparty, and I certainly wouldn't call myself 'bathgirl' if I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preid Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Some guy keeps sending me emails asking me if i'm "bathgirl from faceparty". WTF. No' date=' I'm not. But everytime I say it, I get another one. I don't have a faceparty, and I certainly wouldn't call myself 'bathgirl' if I did.[/quote']Im sorry, i'll stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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