Lee Anderson Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 I only ask because i have just seen three equally atrocious ones in the space of a fortnight.the worst one was a 10 inch profile of hitler on the inside of someones arm with some german writing underneath the image..nice (he also supported rangers)second was a massive one of a man in his cast iron bath having a wank with his humongous penis on this guys belly (one of my work colleagues)on the same guy was a tattoo of a mouse getting it from behind (by it's lover i presume)how people get such shit i just dinna kenfuckin weirdos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 a guy i worked with had a tattoo of a hooker on his upper arm, complete with ripped fishnets and everything. It was *horrible*. plus he got it done when he was drunk so it just seemed really pretty lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 My cousin has a tattoo of a smiling sunshine, complete with shades. It's awful, and badly done. And to top it off: It's on her ass.Also, my friend Danny has Tony the Tiger (from Frosties) on his back.And a guy I used to work with has Mickey Mouses' foot on his belly. Why just the foot? Because he was getting Mickey Mouse, but couldn't bare the pain and wimped out after the foot..Why hasn't he had it removed? God knows but he's had it for over ten years now.Some people are just stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Old tattoo face from aberdeen must be in with a shout....I have my surname on my back in old english....classy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 My cousin has a tattoo of a smiling sunshine' date=' complete with shades. It's awful, and badly done. And to top it off: It's on her ass..[/quote']Was that deliberate....does she think the sun shines out of her ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *alex* Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Was that deliberate....does she think the sun shines out of her ass?Hahah, well yes she does.. but she was like 15 when she had it done and has since regretted it. Mainly because her ex boyfriend took a photo of it on his camera phone, and then once they split up sent it to everyone he knew. So she's the "butt" of lots of jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Love it!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 this thread is further proof that tatoos are retarded.I saw a pensioner on the bus the other day with LOVE and HATE tatooed on his knuckles. He was about 70. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 this thread is further proof that tatoos are retarded.Is this yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 hahagwwumpy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 I saw a guy once in his 50s with a really badly done home made tattoo, a love heart with an arrow through it, and "I LOVE YOU" written in the middle, just awful, and to top it off it was on the back of his hand where everybody could see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 it just cracks me up, the idea that in 30/40/50 years time there is gonna be a whole generation of kids whos parents have really embarassing tatoos. It's always just struck me as being a really scummy thing to do to yourself. Thats just my opinion tho, don't call me grumpy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 I have a scribble on my ankle when I was pished with my friends. Indian ink and a needle were close at hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 hehe, sorry take it back.personally I dont mind them...they CAN look good, but they can also look BAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 I once got chatting with a guy in Radars who had a huge red '13' on his forehead. I asked him why a 13, and he said "well, it's a scary number, innit?"Lovely chap, but utterly mental. He was just touring the world on his Harley, and showed me his passport to prove how many countries he'd been deported from (7 or 8 I think). He then proceeded to self-administer hallucinogenic eyedrops - "trying to cut down on injecting into them" - then passed out for the rest of the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Everytime I go to get a new tattoo I look at all the pictures of the ones that my tattooist (?!) has done and some of them are awful.I hate gothic lettering because the words never look right. There's a picutre of a guy with Dylan tattooed on his stomach (his son's name I think) but it looks like it says "TRICK" which is just silly.Basically I mostly hate all tattoos that aren't mine, which is odd, because I love mine to bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve corps Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 i have a fucking fantastic stick man tattoo on my foot done with a snapped biro and a motorhead badge, whilst off my trolley listening to the toto classic, 'africa'.as i had this done i was creating a 6 legged spider design on my friend wilsons foot.hardcore bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belladonnaleaves Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 There was some woman i saw a news article about on the web who had the name of a casino tattooed in bold black letters on her forehead. Apparently the casino or whatever said they'd pay her 40,ooo dollars or something to have it done (strange advertising idea?) I think she was in desparate need of cash to bring up her kids or something. Makes me wonder what they think of mummy's tattoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onlynik Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Aye that woul be Golden Palacehttp://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/01/casino_tattoos_womans_face/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 i have a fucking fantastic stick man tattoo on my foot done with a snapped biro and a motorhead badge' date=' whilst off my trolley listening to the toto classic, 'africa'.as i had this done i was creating a 6 legged spider design on my friend wilsons foot.hardcore bastards.[/quote']has it not gone down to 4 legs now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 My dad got the cover of braveheart done.Keep telling him that he got a tattoo of mel gibson.What a tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brymon Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 this thread is further proof that tatoos are retarded.I saw a pensioner on the bus the other day with LOVE and HATE tatooed on his knuckles. He was about 70.Sorry but, ok, some people get shit tattoos and when someone reaches the age of 70 and has such tattoos he wasnt thinkin about bein fuckin 70!!!!!!Also who the fuck are you to say that tattoos are retarded do they do you any harm. Nobody is askin you to get any are they, this is only about shit tattoo's you fuckin muppet!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feeble! Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 By retarded we can assume that he meant the tattoos were shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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