Erase Today Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Today i recieved some horrifically bad news and am feeling pretty down - i haven't been posting for a while due to various problems so i guess a lot of you would have forgotton me by now but i am just asking for a few funny posts or something to cheer me up cos i really don't know what the hell i am going to do.thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AmbientMood Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 star wars is on in a few minutes, I think one the robots in this particular episode comes out with something classy at one point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Whenever Obi Wan says "R4!?!" cracks me up everytime....listen for it!Also when he says "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!" in episode 3.....best line of the film...had me pissing myself...can never watch star wars seriously again.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 star wars is on in a few minutes' date=' I think one the robots in this particular episode comes out with something classy at one point.[/quote']Something about being quite beside himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Two blondes walk into a building.You'd think at least one of them would've seen it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Hope these help: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Wear something pinkWear a silly hatEat some pancakesPut some wellies on and go splashing in puddlesAre there even puddles? I haven't looked outside today yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Pour a glass of red wine, put on a cool dvd i.e. What Dreams may come, Amelie, Acid House, relax and everything will be fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 You're upset? You need cute fluffy things and you need them now go here --> http://kittenwar.com/ and look at teeny kittens being teeny and fluffy. Or look at the losingest kittens to see some funny looking ugly cats.Umm...might not work if your horrible news was the death of a family pet cat. If so, then it's maybe not a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Swords Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Q. What do you call a man with a hotel on his head?A. Norman Tebbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Maverik Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 AmelieOh fine choice! Andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 Q. What do you call a man with a hotel on his head?A. Norman Tebbit.I dont get it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MerryChristmas Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 I dont get it...You're too youngNorman Tebbit - Hotel Explosion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Ah ok I see... getcha now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Man walks into a fancy dress party wearing nothing but white pants.The host asks him "What the hell are you meant to be?"The man replys - "a premature ejaculation - i just came in my pants". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Man walks into a fancy dress party wearing nothing but white pants.The host asks him "What the hell are you meant to be?"The man replys - "a premature ejaculation - i just came in my pants".Brilliant. I liked that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erase Today Posted November 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 yeah cheers people - it's true what they say you know.. Not all Scottish people are cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 yeah cheers people - it's true what they say you know.. Not all Scottish people are cuntshaha cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Swords Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Man walks into a fancy dress party wearing nothing but white pants.The host asks him "What the hell are you meant to be?"The man replys - "a premature ejaculation - i just came in my pants".Made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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