Guest MerryChristmas Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 wipes out all of the birds or there are shortages of bird productsChicken BreastFoie grasEggsFeeding the swans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Motherfucking Hickory Kebabs and anything else from the hot meat counter at Sainsbury's. At least people would think crab sticks are less perverted when one less form of meat is avaliable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy Gun Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Id miss kickin pigeons!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 I'd miss my chickens. I don't care that much about them but they are pretty funny to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 I would miss the sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 guess i'd miss eggs. everything else you'd get over, cause you could eat another meat or soya based product that was similar to chicken i guess. but eggs man, nothing beats an egg. and yes i know that was kinda a bad pun but it's true. an egg and bacon sandwhich would be nothing without the egg. scrambled eggs on toast. dipping your sausage in the egg when you have a fry up. eggs rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 if it wiped out all the birds then id sure as hell miss a little red breasted Robin sitting on the bench in my garden on a snowy December morn.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 if it wiped out all the birds then id sure as hell miss a little red breasted Robin sitting on the bench in my garden on a snowy December morn....my god, you live in a christmas card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 my god' date=' you live in a christmas card[/quote']don't be silly.....me, I'd miss that little dove that just landed on my boat with that wee olive branch in it's mouth......I wonder when all this water is going to go away ?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marzipan elf Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 i'd miss always being violently attacked by seagulls every day. no really.Neds of the fucking sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 guess i'd miss eggs. everything else you'd get over' date=' cause you could eat another meat or soya based product that was similar to chicken i guess. but eggs man, nothing beats an egg. and yes i know that was kinda a bad pun but it's true. an egg and bacon sandwhich would be nothing without the egg. scrambled eggs on toast. dipping your sausage in the egg when you have a fry up. eggs rule.[/quote'] I had 2 fried eggs tonight. I couldn't do without eggs.I'd be a very sad Rachie without them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 If Birds didnt exist the whole natural world be fucked.circle of life yaddi yaddi. So id miss pandas.oh yes.pandas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marzipan elf Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 get over the pandas. they're as good as extinct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Youll be the death of them with your negative vibes.You will never be as cool as the humble panda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marzipan elf Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 i prefer the noble lemur to the humble panda tho they both share a black/white motif.a lemur is like a small, fast panda with fingersweird fingers. ]shudder[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 lemurs are pretty cool.But a panda sleeps for twenty hours of the day,shags whenever,and gets stoned off bamboo.and they are protected.Lemurs wil be sold at looky looky stalls in benidorm soon enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marzipan elf Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 hmm dunno four hours of waking life would be a wasted life... not really worth living.sell yourself from a looky looky stall-see the world.can you really buy a lemur? i'd like to train one to be a carry out diamond heists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Sludge I love you! I'd miss eggs too, I think they're so yummy, and versatile too. There are so many different ways you can eat eggs, in fact, I think I'm going to go and make an omlette. YAS MIN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 It's about time we started creating mutant birds with no legs no arms no eyes no mouth etc we could just inject with some growth hormone every couple of days. If we genetically take away their ability to feel pain then the animal rights protestors couldn't object to all the experiments we would have to do in order to keep the future kebab alive and well and ten times its normal size. Did I mention that this new super chicken would be able to survive on a steady diet of rocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marzipan elf Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 you may well be onto something there. and with no mouth or vocal chords it won't be able to scream as you lower it into the boiling water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Sludge I love you! I'd miss eggs too' date=' I think they're so yummy, and versatile too. There are so many different ways you can eat eggs, in fact, I think I'm going to go and make an omlette. YAS MIN!![/quote']there is only one way I can think of eating eggs, and that's with my mouth...now, I know of several ways to prepare eggs....nee hee.... :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 you may well be onto something there. and with no mouth or vocal chords it won't be able to scream as you lower it into the boiling water.Just make sure it's got at least one hole, or it'll burst! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 As MK II will testify, I quite enjoy looking up from my loft window at the underside of birds sitting on my aerial twittering. However, I am seeking professional help for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 if birds were wiped out, then would it not lead to an increase in insect, fish and small mammal populations, since a whole species of predator would be gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Maybe creatures further up the food chain would start on the smaller ones, due to the lack of birds...eg cats chasing worms and beetles. Or we could replace bird-based food by eating versions based on the ex-prey of birds...eg worm McNuggets, woodlouse egg omelettes etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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