Marillionboy Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 Mad Maggie on King Street accosted me again the other day. I'm sure we all are aware of her, she hangs about by the cemetary and in a whining voice tends to say things like "aye aye" and "oh boys" as she holds out her hand for ciggy money. She's always immaculately dressed...does anyone know what she's all about. I know she's not the full shilling, jus6t wondered if anyone knew what her life story was, I bet its fascinating! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted October 18, 2005 Report Share Posted October 18, 2005 shes fucking ace. she lives in glamms cottage which is on the corner of merkland st and spital. she regularly stops me to talk, but when i say hello first i get a "fuck off and leave me in peace" which is ace. she once shouted me and my friend over from the other side of the road so we could look in her mouth and see that she had all her teeth taken out, it was a cool site to see. you gotta love muggy. she always seems to be wearing her raincoat with the hood up nowadays, no matter the weather, good on her.my location is a tribute to muggy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted October 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 It's funny how differernt your experience is of her, I've always found her to be this very well dressed woman who just says "aye aye" a lot and asks for a quid or to go and get her fags for her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowball Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 I'm with Sophie. It's not so good living in the same street as her. She knows that I never stop to talk to her and gives me evil looks every time I see her, which is every day. If an unsuspecting person is sitting in their car on the street, she will actually open their car door or make them turn the window down, and they have no means of politely brushing her off. She's a bit of a menace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroppycow Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 I spent ten years walking up and down King St to work and had many interactions with Maggie. She lives in supported accommodation (Glamis Cottage) and has never been offended if I say 'no I havent got any cash' or 'no I've ran out of fags' - she likes a chat anyway, usually involving how many injections she has now had at Elmfield House or how a taxi driver gave her a 'braw wee purse but she's got nithin' tae pit in it'. She once asked a friend of mine for a cigarette and when he said he didn't have any she said 'here - have one of mine'. I never mind giving her cash as she doesn't spend it on booze - her big vice is Irn Bru and the occasional flapjack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Amy* Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 I'm sure this is the same woman we're on about here - black and yellow Nike jacket, jah? I was on my way into town from uni one day when she stopped and asked for some money for some fags but I told her I wouldn't contribute to her bad habit as she was already telling me she was ill. She proceeded to tell me about the benefits she's on and how she "still gets it" from her man. Gadz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolf Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 was her son not run down by a speeding car and so she just hates speeding cars and gives the police the reg of any.but it is a bit of a occasion driving past her when going to alford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 If she told me to 'Fuck off' I'd punch her cigarette stained teeth in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 She asked me for a cigarette a while ago, I felt sorry for her and gave her one, and she then produced an almost full packet from her pocket and put my one into it. The cheek! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 muggy is the shit. you gotta love her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamScrooge Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 "Ahm only 15p short o a packet o fags ye couldna spare some change could ye?"Since I've got that much in my pocket anyway I decide to give her a handful of change..."Oh, but its 2.10 for a packet o fags!" she says. Wtf???http://aberdeentramps.blogspot.com/2005_01_01_aberdeentramps_archive.html#110526873067106149 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroppycow Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Maggie has short black hair (when its been recently dyed), two moustaches (one black, one Irn Bru), and very unsupported bosoms. She is under five foot tall and has a penchant for large handbags and waterproof jackets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 I've spent about 17 months avoiding this coffin dodging bat, she can't be removed from this mortal coil quick enough...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 She shouted at me accross a road for no reason outside pivo this afternoon.*she points up the road*"That qwine up 'ere's going to get her hair a weet, she's nething on her heid""Really?"*Nods, continues* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 http://aberdeentramps.blogspot.com/2005_09_01_aberdeentramps_archive.html#112706305628017147What about Big Aggie? Please listen to the clip' date=' it may be the funniest thing Ive ever heard.[/quote']That's superb....wonder how the tramps site guy got hold of the tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeker Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 go to alford and we have two..the Roadrunner who is an old lady who runs everywhere and bathes in the Haughton Park pond every morning.. and "dafty" Eileen who takes the reg. plates of speeding cars (how is that possible) and accuses folk who give her lifts of rape (she used to walk from Whitehouse to Alford and back every day).i've fallen/been puished in that pond a few times. it's well rank - good for tadpoles however!haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 That's superb....wonder how the tramps site guy got hold of the tape.It's been doing the rounds on email for a while. Classic stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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