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You are the new weirdest person I have ever met. Not for Dr Cox (I'd let him put me down with his quick wit any day) but Chris Barrie? You are nuts!

ooooh but one episode he gets tied to a pole with his hands above his head and he's stripped practically naked and he's got SUCH a hot body- muscular and the right amount of buff. and if that wasn't good enough- he then got rubbed in oil! oh man, i feel like having a wank now.

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ooooh but one episode he gets tied to a pole with his hands above his head and he's stripped practically naked and he's got SUCH a hot body- muscular and the right amount of buff. and if that wasn't good enough- he then got rubbed in oil! oh man' date=' i feel like having a wank now.[/quote']

"Obviously whatever he has in mind is facilitated by my being slippery and pliant"

PS: wtf

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Eamon Holmes, sexual, my morning glory would not be the same with out a slice of warm Eamon Holmes. The Queen Mum, if you put her in the microwave she is warm again. Emu, far better without Rod Hull at least you can insert your hand into his bum. Clarissa Dickson Wright, arse like a bus fucks like a gondola. Abi Titmuss, i know shes fat but slip her a tenner and she'll suck your liver out of your Penis.

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Dr Tatiana from Dr Tatiana's Sex Advice for All of Creation (it's on during the wee hours)

Leela from Futurama

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Don't see the Kirsty Allsop attraction meself, she's got a piggy face....mind you, I find myself arguing with people over *not* finding Jennifer Garner attractive. I think she's fucking hingin' - her whole face is at right angles, like a Transformer. She has a man's shoulders too.

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