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Bands who should just fuck off and never come back

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Oasis

Trivium

McFly

Coldplay

Keane

Razorlight

The Bravery

Those dicks with the nazi-version-of-George-McFly-looking bass player that played T in the park (their name escapes me but I want him dead. now.)

ANY boyband

ANY operatic pop effort

ANYTHING Simon Cowell has breathed near. Except the Simpsons.

U2 (give it up boys, you've sucked since joshua tree)

Slipknot

Black Eyed Peas (Get a white chick = commercial viability = pish)

Crazy Frog (I know, not a band, but whoever is responsible should be lynched immediately, along with anyone who buys the single/ablum/ringtone)

Joss Stone

Elvis & 2-Pac (ok they can't really fuck off much more than they have, but I'm sure you get what I mean)

Elton John/Rod Stewart/Queen/Who/Stones/McCartney/Anyone still living off past glories and/or whose recent material sux baws, and should know it's time to pack it in.

I could go on, but thinking about it has made my blood boil.

:swearing:

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Guest grisen

black eyed peas,

korn,

hammerfall,

incobus,

anastasia,

all new metall shit there is basicly... and all other shit music there is yey.. !

raised fist is pretty good though, anyone heard of them?

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I really dislike The Used...I wouldn't be too bothered if they continued to live but never released something else or died...

Also Good Charlotte. Dunno why, just..hate them.

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i like where this is going.

i despise all the regurgitated crap that they call music nowadays,bands such as 'the killers','franz ferdinand' etc, all that rap crap apart from the rappers back in the day like 2pac,he could rap.and i think all that dance crap is the most pathetic atempt at music ever,pushing buttons and what not,repeating the beat over and over,wheres the talent in that?grrrr.

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all new metall shit there is basicly... and all other shit music there is yey.. !

raised fist is pretty good though' date=' anyone heard of them?[/quote']

yes but they are not metal. or shit.

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The Subways - I mean WTf?

Mayhem - They lost it when euronymous was killed

Soulfly - Self Explanatory

The Bravery - With a chrous consisting of "Stop,Drop and Roll"and a lead singer that is a carbon copy of Morrisey must be hung,drawn and quartered

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The Subways - I mean WTf?

Touring the UK solidly, making friends in high places with their music and being generally all round nice people?

Yeah, I mean, they suck..

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Touring the UK solidly' date=' making friends in high places with their music and being generally all round nice people?

Yeah, I mean, they suck..[/quote']

Oh right yeah, if you tour a lot, have "important" friends and are nice, your band can't suck. I forgot that rule. Thanks for reminding me. Really. Thanks.

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Tool - Seriously, stop telling me how "deep" they are. I've never met a Tool fan who was a nice person. I have the creeping suspicion that Tool's fans would love Good Charlotte if they had videos of puppets drinking jars of bees and 15minutes of clowns crying at the start and end of every song.

The Mars Volta - If your song is longer than four minutes, nobody is listening but you and probably some ass who pretends to like Jazz. I think all the Tool fans like Mars Volta now because everyone noticed Tool were just a nu-metal band.

Audioslave - At least RATM were funny because rich kids danced to them and pretended to be socialists...

Aerosmith - If Paris Hilton was music...

HIM - I find HIM's success completely unfathomable. Their songs sound identical, their connected to Bam Margarine and even their logo is annoying.

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At least RATM were funny because rich kids danced to them and pretended to be socialists...

You're in rare form, 100% correct.

"Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me".

You will when you're on a major label, son.

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Tool - Seriously' date=' stop telling me how "deep" they are. I've never met a Tool fan who was a nice person. I have the creeping suspicion that Tool's fans would love Good Charlotte if they had videos of puppets drinking jars of bees and 15minutes of clowns crying at the start and end of every song.

The Mars Volta - If your song is longer than four minutes, nobody is listening but you and probably some ass who pretends to like Jazz. I think all the Tool fans like Mars Volta now because everyone noticed Tool were just a nu-metal band.

Audioslave - At least RATM were funny because rich kids danced to them and pretended to be socialists...

Aerosmith - If Paris Hilton was music...

HIM - I find HIM's success completely unfathomable. Their songs sound identical, they're connected to Bam Margarine and even their logo is annoying.[/quote']

EDIT: Um, THEY'RE not their. Fixed now.

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Oh right yeah' date=' if you tour a lot, have "important" friends and are nice, your band can't suck. I forgot that rule. Thanks for reminding me. Really. Thanks.[/quote']

Oh, and their music is pretty decent, i forgot to mention that part ;)

Some people are just so bitter.

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