Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 I'm a pretty consciouncious guy......I date girls.But lately it seems that I have made a mistake , though I don't understand how. Or why.My girlfriend seems to be losing interest in me because i'm not really a strong man. I'm not the rebelious, law breaking type that she wants to be and thought I was.So I changed my style and one day, as we were sitting around listening to the radio, I decided it was now. I needed to show her I was a tough guy too.I punched her in the face and stole her purse before pissing on the downstairs curtains and leaving.Now she says i'm too unrulePlease, help me solve this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 ...or "i make way too many threads problem" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 learning to spell conscientious and unruly would be a good starting point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MerryChristmas Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Kidnap her and force her to suck earwax off of your fingers whilst branding her with a hot iron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midgeski Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 hahahahahaha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noir Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 force her to listen to troy for hours and hours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 "if you havin' girl troubles i feel bad fo' you son, i got 99 problems but the bitch aint one, HIT ME" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 I don't really have a girlfriend.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 I don't really have a girlfriend....And you're not expected to get one with threads like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feeble! Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 I don't really have a girlfriend....You lied! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lizard King Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 close the damn thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 It was supposed to be a joke, but then I realised......it, and I, aren't funny.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rass Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 I don't really have a girlfriend....Is that because you buried her under the patio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 And you're not expected to get one with threads like that.haha.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 It was supposed to be a joke' date=' but then I realised......it, and I, aren't funny....[/quote']I thought it was great. Like Andy Capp for the 21st century. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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