JaseyBoi Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with"f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer,ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.Und efterze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 This has been posted 4 times now. As a side note, you might want to start speaking like a human or something. People already, undoubtably hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 I thought it was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted August 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 As a side note, you might want to start speaking like a human or something. People already, undoubtably hate you. You talking to me boiif so i couldnt give to flying fucks who hates/likes me i aint here to impress ya all into liking me im here to get the banter with fello aberdoniansif you didnt mean me Hi hows you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midgeski Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 took me a while to realise this was a joke.....it is a joke right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keira Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Hahaha, that was great. Read it out loud, better efekt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 that was quite comical i thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 I thought it was funnySame I enjoyed that one And as for it being posted 4 times... where? I never saw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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