Marillionboy Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 A stag?My sympathies Penny that's a waste of valuable hours of your life. Oh Henry's, what a dump. They haven't even bothered changing the name since it became a gay club! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onlynik Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 How about going to see Faith No More in glasgow, then sitting on the bus waiting to depart to aberdeen and your mate beside when he spew's all over you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hef Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 oh but come on. Not being there' date=' and not seeing how disgusting it was I'm allowed to laugh. The way I pictured it happening in my head was hilarious. Drunken Dave striding confidentally away from the toilets after a long needed piss, ready to re-commence the night of boogying, gets interrupted on his way by a wasted girl staggering around the bar queue. As she turns to say sorry the jolt from the collision reaches her stomach, which churns violently rejecting the 12 bottles of blue wkd she's drank that evening, and she spews it out covering our hero from head to toe. Afterwards Dave is left standing there in an ever increasing circle with a slightly amazed and also bemused look on his face. The girl is nowhere to be seen, having made a sharp exit to the toilets leaving Dave shellshocked, covered in spew and looking as sad as a small puppy left outside a supermarket.[/quote']hee hee when you put it like that....aww it was shit though. poor wee dave.and i just had to put the t-shirt in the wash - mmmmmm nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 The worse ending to a good night is realising you'd forgotten your keys and trying to break in to your own house at 5am because nobody will wake up.agreed!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprinted Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 oh but come on. Not being there' date=' and not seeing how disgusting it was I'm allowed to laugh. The way I pictured it happening in my head was hilarious. Drunken Dave striding confidentally away from the toilets after a long needed piss, ready to re-commence the night of boogying, gets interrupted on his way by a wasted girl staggering around the bar queue. As she turns to say sorry the jolt from the collision reaches her stomach, which churns violently rejecting the 12 bottles of blue wkd she's drank that evening, and she spews it out covering our hero from head to toe. Afterwards Dave is left standing there in an ever increasing circle with a slightly amazed and also bemused look on his face. The girl is nowhere to be seen, having made a sharp exit to the toilets leaving Dave shellshocked, covered in spew and looking as sad as a small puppy left outside a supermarket.[/quote']that MUST be how it happened. if any other thing happened I would deny it. that was brilliant Chris! poetic and eloquent too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted July 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 most of that is actually how it happened except she was on her way to the toilets with her hands over he mouth and bumped into me causing her hands to leave her mouth and spew to launch onto me. on a plus side i was woken this morning by the postie delivering a very fine new pelican t-shirt along with their album and a very limited silk screened poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 ...still covered in vomit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 Jimr once had his Mogwai hoodie stolen from exodus, and started going mental and raging that someone had stolen his journal too. Even though he doesn't have a journal. Numpty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 yeh i dont feel safe in town any morethe last few times something dodgy has happened like one of my mates getting hit by a bottle in liquid, some guy thinking i was wanting a fight in a take away cos i told my mate i would wait for him outside on 'windmill fights' (brae) hearing the word fight automatically thought i was up for onebeing called a f**king penis for losing some guy a taxi. ive been followed down belmont st. some guy shouting 'hey swayze you think ur a hard man'reckon i was close to getting a beat down that time til my mate rescued me with his car.and i nearly got spewed on today in the pub before the footie, lucky escape i think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 getting on a buss , and witnessing a guy, stand up, whip out his dick, and piss alover the backseat! was not plesant...ross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RF Scott Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 sleeping on an armchair a week or so ago.a good way to end a night is to watch the wicker man, this happened last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 Being started on by a drunken mob is never fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 missing 2 (hourly) busesbeing sick 5 timespaying 3 to get on the last bus homefalling asleep and waking up at the bus station 1 hour laterpaying 15 for a taxi homegetting home at 5amThis thread was tailormade for the horrendous night I had last night after the Bassment shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 missing 2 (hourly) busesbeing sick 5 timespaying 3 to get on the last bus homefalling asleep and waking up at the bus station 1 hour laterpaying 15 for a taxi homegetting home at 5amThis thread was tailormade for the horrendous night I had last night after the Bassment shut.What a nightmare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 I've been away from Aberdeen for a couple of months but it does feel like its getting more troublesome again. Bugger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 I've been away from Aberdeen for a couple of months but it does feel like its getting more troublesome again. Bugger.Agreed. Although I suppose it's not much better anywhere else in the UK! Yes, I watch Streetcrime UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 Getting chatted up by creepy boys is becoming an all too constant fixture of my nights in town. A girl would be fine, but no, always the boys. I think I might shave my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 Gettting hammered at lunch time Snogged a lassy in front of her bf (she didnt mind phew)Fell asleep in drummondswoke up on Union St slumped outside a a shopGot a bus to BODPuked in and outside the buspuked on the map with bus directionsFell down and broke a fingerpuked againGot home and phoned my then gfpukedsleptwent to work and puked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wishbone G Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 Once again, hog setting the example we should all live by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 some guy in a take away wanted a fight with me for pretty much no reason last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 saying goodbye to someone really special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 saying goodbye to someone really special.there's only one smiley that describes that.*runs and flees*as for a bad end to a night...erm, i think drunkenly trying on a poncho and then having the resulting picture spread all over aberdeen is the worst end to a night ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rass Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 My vote goes for two consecutive nights working in a pub, pub shutting, chilling out and being glad to be finished soon, then foolishly saying i'd help at the club upstairs, dealing with another 1/2 hour(s) of everyone else's (even more) drunken antics and not getting a beer until 4.30 am. Yes i am a fool for saying i'd do it the second time round.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belladonnaleaves Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 this isn't so much a bad end to a night as a bloody insane one (with horrendous bits) Went to a mad party after lava in cruden bay and everyone was eckied off their nuts and me and the guy i was with had two options, either take some mad lsd type pill this guy offered us for free and join in the madness, or make a break for home. Sadly, bein' horribly overbeered up and feelin rather ill we decided to try and get a lift, but the guy who offered was also tripping. So we ended up walking to the main road to try to thumb a lift (very drunk silly idea) and ended up walking all the fuckin way to ellon! Maybe saw two cars on the way, finally got a lift from some old couple ina dodgy transit at 9.30 am, just down the bloody highway 5 mins to ellon, then a bus to aberdeen, bus to milly, bleeeh, never been so bloody exhausted and exasperated in my life. Just as well i was too enebriated too care for half of it.:0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 Rubbish way to end a night out: Puking people having to be cared for until 2 hours before you have work in the morning. By the time you get home it's not worthwhile going to sleep as you have a bus to get in 30 minutes.Other rubbish way to end a night out: Waking up having consumed raw potatoes (thinking they were apples) earlier when more intoxicated than currently. This causes extreme stomach clearance into the nearest lavvy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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