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last night in exodus i was making my way from the toilet across the bar area when this girl bumped into me and spewed all over my mogwai t-shirt, pretty much putting a downer on my spirits and ending my night.

anyone else had some pretty atrocious endings to a good night?

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Being with people who try to pick fights in kebab shops/taxi ranks etc.... its a good way to lose your mates...

Seeing people getting the shit kicked out of them whether I know them or not usually spoils my night out....

In fact most of the fucking delericts wandering around Union Street fuck up my night...

Having to walk home cos you have no money left for a taxi is another one....running out of money before its hit 10pm is another pisser....

I don't enjoy myself when I'm out very often you might gather :)

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In my wilder, younger days (eg January) I found it's the ends of nights which you don't remember that cause worries!!!!

Years ago I used to wake up with white pudding suppers in my hair, but didn't remember buying them (still ate them, though!!!)

A bad end of evening was throwing up little bits of stomach lining.....not a golden moment. :down:

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In my wilder' date=' younger days (eg January) I found it's the ends of nights which you don't remember that cause worries!!!!

Years ago I used to wake up with white pudding suppers in my hair, but didn't remember buying them (still ate them, though!!!)

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You're always a happy drunk though, like a drunken uncle at a wedding. :D

Peter Green supposedly played a gig with a piece of cheese in his hair, maybe you're related?

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you're mean.

oh but come on. Not being there, and not seeing how disgusting it was I'm allowed to laugh.

The way I pictured it happening in my head was hilarious. Drunken Dave striding confidentally away from the toilets after a long needed piss, ready to re-commence the night of boogying, gets interrupted on his way by a wasted girl staggering around the bar queue. As she turns to say sorry the jolt from the collision reaches her stomach, which churns violently rejecting the 12 bottles of blue wkd she's drank that evening, and she spews it out covering our hero from head to toe. Afterwards Dave is left standing there in an ever increasing circle with a slightly amazed and also bemused look on his face. The girl is nowhere to be seen, having made a sharp exit to the toilets leaving Dave shellshocked, covered in spew and looking as sad as a small puppy left outside a supermarket.

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Having a drink thrown in your face and having bitches try to get you thrown out because you are not willing to tolerate them blocking the exit from the toilets in nightclubs.

is this who i think it is?

Bad end to the night, walking home up george street and having hookers ask u if ure looking for business.

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MIne ended last night with me and the girl I was with in a bar being asked to go back with a couple who had started talking to us "for a smoke and a watch of some porn." I suspect they had something else in mind too. We also suspected they were trying to spike our drinks. So waking up there at 4am feeling had WOULD have been a bad end to the night.

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is this who i think it is?

Bad end to the night' date=' walking home up george street and having hookers ask u if ure looking for business.[/quote']

Haha, yes. Yes it is.

Hookers? Penny? For you Ollie, that can be nothing other than a pleasurable close to the night's proceedings...;)

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MIne ended last night with me and the girl I was with in a bar being asked to go back with a couple who had started talking to us "for a smoke and a watch of some porn." I suspect they had something else in mind too. We also suspected they were trying to spike our drinks. So waking up there at 4am feeling had WOULD have been a bad end to the night.

Maybe you would have enjoyed it though, you never know till you try and all that.

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MIne ended last night with me and the girl I was with in a bar being asked to go back with a couple who had started talking to us "for a smoke and a watch of some porn." I suspect they had something else in mind too. We also suspected they were trying to spike our drinks. So waking up there at 4am feeling had WOULD have been a bad end to the night.

Sounds like a stag, you should of been in there :D

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last night was great.. drinking away at a mates house, getting to triple kirks to drinkie some more, go upstairs to exodus FOR FIVE FRIGGIN MINUTES (yes i had paid, and paid for my bag to be put in, oh wait, i also paid for my 2 friends.. grr) when one of my friends says 'i dont like the music in here, i want to go to the gay place' (i was out with 2 gay boys).. so.. we truudged upto 'oh fucking henrys' to get in there and them scuttle off and leave me to be accosted by some lesbians 'why are you here, you dont have short spikey hair'.. i had to make a quick exit, and was home by 1.30am :(:(:(

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