Hog Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 some more..socks.. guys wearing pink socks!! and.. guys wearing pink socks when you're getting jiggy jiggy with the little sausage in their panties..when my mother tells me that the cheese i'm eating smells like semen.. i almost spewed' date=' parents aren't allowed to talk about sperm, spunk, sex, socks, and.. erm.. semen.burping up last nights kebab whilst serving a rather delicious looking customer.. shame on me..THAT HAIR THAT IS BLOND ON TOP, AND BLACK UNDERNEATH.. GADZ MIN U LOOK MING MING, NOT BLING BLING.[/quote']I think I saw you at the Tunnels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Would I be alone in the school of thought where leaving one's socks on during sex is just fine? Seriously, no-one ever pays much attention to my feet during "the act" so why bother taking them off just to put them back on again? I don't get it - it just potentially adds further humiliation to the entire scenario. I have enough difficulty taking off trousers (my own) and bras (not my own) let alone socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeenat Aman Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Would I be alone in the school of thought where leaving one's socks on during sex is just fine? Seriously' date=' no-one ever pays much attention to my feet during "the act" so why bother taking them off just to put them back on again? I don't get it - it just potentially adds further humiliation to the entire scenario. I have enough difficulty taking off trousers (my own) and bras (not my own) let alone socks.[/quote']How are you at putting on and removing bra's from your head though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 How are you at putting on and removing bra's from your head though?Now that was a very valid point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 I think all those people who can't manage the socks thing should start having semi-clothed shenanigans. Trousers down, skirt up, away you go. No bother with the socks there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 I think all those people who can't manage the socks thing should start having semi-clothed shenanigans. Trousers down' date=' skirt up, away you go. No bother with the socks there.[/quote']BELIEVE me, i'll take shenanigans WHERE EVER i can lay my hands on them, socked, not-socked, clothed, semi-clothed... i'm REALLY not fussybut what i DO hate, is when i'm walking along the street and realise i should be heading in the opposite direction.there's no way to make spontaneously turning round on the spot look cool so i have to nip into a shop, browse briefly then come out and head the other way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 but what i DO hate' date=' is when i'm walking along the street and realise i should be heading in the opposite direction.there's no way to make spontaneously turning round on the spot look cool so i have to nip into a shop, browse briefly then come out and head the other way.[/quote']yeh i hate when that happens. I found that if you pretend to get a txt and then turn around as if ur away to meet someone, it doesnt seem as bad. although, when you think about it, the chances of bumping into anyone that really noticed is quite low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 yeh i hate when that happens. I found that if you pretend to get a txt and then turn around as if ur away to meet someone' date=' it doesnt seem as bad. although, when you think about it, the chances of bumping into anyone that really noticed is quite low.[/quote']hmm, not bad not badi also hate it when i'm on a bus and it pulls up next to the bus stop and everyone's peering in. WHERE do you look?same as if you're walking along a pavement and you see someone you know coming your way in the distance. when do you say hi? where do you look til then? do you stare right at them?gees, i reckon i must look uncool for about 90% of the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexicon Devil Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 same as if you're walking along a pavement and you see someone you know coming your way in the distance. when do you say hi? where do you look til then? do you stare right at them?Even worse, someone you don't like, at what point do you make it obvious you've acknowledged their presence; how long can you go pretending you haven't seen them? Even more crucially, how many corner-of-the-eye glances can you take before being noticed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 same as if you're walking along a pavement and you see someone you know coming your way in the distance. when do you say hi? where do you look til then? do you stare right at them?Good point. I suppose you could look at the ground...though, before that you must always check to see that there arn't any lamp-posts ahead...No-one can still look cool after/while walking into a lamp-post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 Good point. I suppose you could look at the ground...though' date=' before that you must always check to see that there arn't any lamp-posts ahead...No-one can still look cool after/while walking into a lamp-post... [/quote']I walked into a lamp post on purpose once down at aberdeen beach just as a joke. I got asked if i was alright by about five people. ah good times, good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 i also hate it when i'm on a bus and it pulls up next to the bus stop and everyone's peering in. WHERE do you look?I always stare right at them until they look away. If they feel like a 'stare out' then I'll run my cock along the window to distract them then say "HA! I WON AGAIN - CUNT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted August 8, 2005 Report Share Posted August 8, 2005 I always stare right at them until they look away. If they feel like a 'stare out' then I'll run my cock along the window to distract them then say "HA! I WON AGAIN - CUNT"haha, never tried that myself, will give it a go one time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted August 9, 2005 Report Share Posted August 9, 2005 Would I be alone in the school of thought where leaving one's socks on during sex is just fine? Hmm, possibly the silliest sight in the entire world is the sight of someone in the raw but with the socks still on! Almost as bad is a woman in bra, pants....and STILL with the socks on. Most off-putting, I find. The only way round it is to make sure shoes and socks come off first. Then things can get hot up when the outer garments are shed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 lets just destroy socks, it's easier in the long run me thinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted August 10, 2005 Report Share Posted August 10, 2005 During sex... it's not that bad... let's face it' date=' are you really paying attention to their/your feet? It's afterwards when you both cuddle up and then you look down at your socks. I can't say it truly bothers me in a huge way. I lost my virginity wearing socks. Hawt![/quote']*high-five*(NOT together) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pygmy puff Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 Would I be alone in the school of thought where leaving one's socks on during sex is just fine? Seriously' date=' no-one ever pays much attention to my feet during "the act" so why bother taking them off just to put them back on again? I don't get it - it just potentially adds further humiliation to the entire scenario. I have enough difficulty taking off trousers (my own) and bras (not my own) let alone socks.[/quote']sex with socks on is fine. I mean who cares if you have socks on? The only thing that counts is how you use your hands and other vital parts of your body, not really the feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 Naked wrestling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 gees' date=' i reckon i must look uncool for about 90% of the day[/quote']You have no idea lad.Nae idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 Arguing with someone about a point and it turns out you were wrong, no matter how certain you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 Getting on a massage table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Getting on a massage table.Never expierenced that myself as of yet, think you have to be 18 to get one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 leaving one's socks on during sex is just fine?no. makes a man look scary, like a chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Being a body builder.Standing with your hands on hips.Tossing a coin in public. (For no reason) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted August 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 no. makes a man look scary' date=' like a chicken.[/quote']Pants or top before socks, but never socks first, that's the rule... it makes you look scary, like a chicken.*see's jez walking around in socks*He just does not give one solitary shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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