Guest haigyman Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 Pants or top before socks' date=' but never socks first, that's the rule... it makes you look scary, like a chicken.*see's jez walking around in socks*He just does not give one solitary shit[/quote']dare YOU fall into the "sock-gap"!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKOUT Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 the most uncool thing in the universe has to be wires, everything should be wireless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKOUT Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 even from the plug to the appliance, i want a bolt of blue laser!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 even from the plug to the appliance' date=' i want a bolt of blue laser!!![/quote']ACE! I want one! RIGHT NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted August 13, 2005 Report Share Posted August 13, 2005 Pants or top before socks' date=' but never socks first, that's the rule... it makes you look scary, like a chicken.*see's jez walking around in socks*He just does not give one solitary shit[/quote']Twot!In response to Connie's comment, there is one totally suave, slick, and sort of sexy way to get on a massage table. But it requires practise. If you sit on the table, as though you were sitting on a wall, it's then possible to swing your legs around onto the table and roll your entire body over to your front in one swift move. My Dad's a trained masseuse (sic) and he taught me the trick!WARNING! Do not try without much practise, you'll look even less cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted August 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 Begging for coments on myspace.Handing over warm / hot money; you just look like a grip or a pervert.Not wearing a bra with clothes (30+ only).Drinking from a pint glass with a straw.Guys with make-up / Fake-Tan / Butch haircuts.Goths in summer.Half-Mast trousers.Trousers worn above the belly button (30- only). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted August 14, 2005 Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 In response to Connie's comment' date=' there is one totally suave, slick, and sort of sexy way to get on a massage table. But it requires practise. If you sit on the table, as though you were sitting on a wall, it's then possible to swing your legs around onto the table and roll your entire body over to your front in one swift move. My Dad's a trained masseuse (sic) and he taught me the trick!WARNING! Do not try without much practise, you'll look even less cool.[/quote']surely it doesn't matter how you get on the massage table because the masseuse always gives you a couple minutes to get your kit off and get on the table under the towels. in response to the socks thing, the most memorable thing about losing my virginity was that i had kind of hinted to the guy that i was ready to take the next step on the way to his house and when we went to his room, without me saying anything about sex, the first thing he did was take his socks off. like he was making a point of it. it was cringeworthy. i almost didn't go through with it just because he'd been so blatent in what he was doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted August 14, 2005 Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 Yeah but I think Connie was talking about how silly you feel getting on the thing on your hands and knees to lie down. Which seems like a really silly awkward position to be in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted August 14, 2005 Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 some men may say otherwise though doll. and hey, it doesn't matter how silly you look when you're on your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie Posted August 14, 2005 Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 I always feel the table's going to collapse, or else my breasts will be on show. And because I'm so tall, I'm always too long for the table...what a failure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted August 14, 2005 Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 i find it's more embarrassing to try and turn over halfway through the massage. i always rip the paper and show my tits. luckily, other than one time, the only person to massage me has been a beauty therapist mate, so she's seen them before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie Posted August 14, 2005 Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 My beautician holds up a towel and averts her eyes. What a lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted August 14, 2005 Report Share Posted August 14, 2005 so does mine, but i still manage to show them. not as bad as when my boyfriend went to my friend for a massage and she told me afterwards that he just didn't seem to be able to relax and when i questioned him, he told me he'd been holding in a fart during the entire massage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BadgerFeatures Posted August 15, 2005 Report Share Posted August 15, 2005 Chewing gum in ashtrays. Anyone who has worked in a bar should agree with me on this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted August 15, 2005 Report Share Posted August 15, 2005 wearing a cap sideways or backwards.it never was cool, it never will be cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftboy Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Fleeces.Everyone has owned one' date=' no-one has ever looked cool wearing one.Extra uncool points are awarded for tying it round your waist.[/quote']I wear fleeces. But then I go hillwalking, camping and stuff. They're more a practical thing; any tosser with one jauntily tied around his wasit would indeed be a nerd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftboy Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Oh yeah, and also uncool are:smug couplesvery fat men with tshirts which they think are hip but are in fact anal-retentive pretentiousnessscreaming queens (shut UP about kylie)white jeanscomb-oversbad teenage 'tachesyoung kids smoking (i.e. less that 15. It's just wrong!)the dire lack of good clubs in Aberdeen. Mudd Club RIP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Hmm dunno if this has been mentioned or not but it should beNeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted August 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 Hmm dunno if this has been mentioned or not but it should beNeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 Mum jeans. You know what I'm talking about, jean's that do up around the bellybutton leaving a huge bizzare lump of fat around the groin. At work we call that a "Gunt" because it's a cross between a gut and a cunt. It's horrible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 a "Gunt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 It's the most aptly named thing. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Temple Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 white jeansWoah, if I knew how to post a picture, I'd post a picture of Johnny Thunders - the coolest of The New York Dolls - and prove you wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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