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Licking your finger to turn a page.

God, I detest that. Even worse is supermarket checkout workers doing that to assist them in opening carrier bags. I'd rather struggle for ages with a carrier bag than see someone do that.

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Why? This seems to have been an A-M gripe for years. Can someone explain it?

I'd hate to think I'm seen as un-cool and not "down with the scene" without actually knowing what it is I'm doing wrong.

its not an aberdeen music only thing, i have seen it mentioned a few other places as a thing you just shouldnt do, apparently one of the 'unwritten rules' (always help people who have fallen, etc...)

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Why? This seems to have been an A-M gripe for years. Can someone explain it?

I'd hate to think I'm seen as un-cool and not "down with the scene" without actually knowing what it is I'm doing wrong.

I think it's the old indie snobbish thing of not wanting to look like to much of a die hard fan. See also:

Getting right to the front of the audience.

Shouting out requests or "I love you!!!" at the band.

Ideally, the "cool" indie kids hangs around the bar watching the band, and if he/she likes what they see/hear, they nod approving in time with the music.

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People who cant handle their life without being in a relationship

I take it you mean "the type of person who just HAS to be in a relationship"?

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Eating an ice-cream during a really hot day and having the ice-cream run down and go everywhere. However cool you feel when you first get that ice-cream' date=' after five minutes of sun exposure you begin to look a twat.

Also, when the bottom of the cone has a hole in it.[/quote']

actually there is a way of eating an ice cream on a hot day without it running, its all in the hand movement....

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Absolument! The best thing to do is master discretely shoving them off with your other foot while fooling around.

That always seems like a good idea until you scratch the inside of your calf with your nail. The best plan is to just be honest and say "look, I'm going to have to stop and remove my socks, otherwise I'm going to either cause myself an injury, or worse...look stupid".

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laughing out loud

Yes' date=' of course, that really is a tragic thing to see. Oh god, how can people seriously give in to what humours them so easily, like a common slut to a crisp, new fifty pund note. Disgraceful, utterly disgraceful.

What'cha talkin' 'bout foo'! Laughing out loud is absolutely, fucking brilliant. A fit of laughter is something that everyone should try and partake in as often as possible. Sure, it hurts like hell after a while, what with the inability to breathe, but once that passes... god, it feels good.

I've just inspired myself to go watch that episode of Family Guy where Death sprains his ankle. Seeing Peter jump from the top of that building... christ, it makes me giggle inside just thinking about it.

Bitch*.

*The above was not directed towards anyone, before a barrage of homophobic, and childish insults are directed towards my way. Good day.

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That always seems like a good idea until you scratch the inside of your calf with your nail. The best plan is to just be honest and say "look' date=' I'm going to have to stop and remove my socks, otherwise I'm going to either cause myself an injury, or worse...look stupid".[/quote']

How long are your toenails you freak! You're obviously not getting enough practise! I also find that this "taking off your socks" things doesn't really apply for girls. They're the ultimate schoolgirl pornstar accessory. (sic)

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some more..

socks.. guys wearing pink socks!! and.. guys wearing pink socks when you're getting jiggy jiggy with the little sausage in their panties..

when my mother tells me that the cheese i'm eating smells like semen.. i almost spewed, parents aren't allowed to talk about sperm, spunk, sex, socks, and.. erm.. semen.

burping up last nights kebab whilst serving a rather delicious looking customer.. shame on me..

THAT HAIR THAT IS BLOND ON TOP, AND BLACK UNDERNEATH.. GADZ MIN U LOOK MING MING, NOT BLING BLING.

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