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Asian Morrissette Lyric


Aaron Gilman

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just finished writing lyrics for a song im gonna do, its a NOFX song, but ive re-worked the lyrics to fit my experiences of seeing local bands.

yes a possible contender for the worst lyrics put to song.

The first time i saw Griffus,

They were the shittest band i'd ever seen

No one in the crowd really cared for them,

They were waiting for Oddity to play

After a couple weeks i heard "Bad News"

At yet another unattended show

For me that was enough

I got on the net, and joined the official Griffus fanclub

The next time i was at Dr.Drakes

It was Inept 303 with the X-certs (i put this show on)

The latter band played better than i could believe,

But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked

Except "Why Do You" and "Had Enough"

"Bad Times" and "One Time Too Many"

Then Sam Annal told Murray to fuck off

Cos Sam wanted to kick it with K-Dub

The next week i went to hospital

I need to have my bloated belly pumped

I managed to catch about 6 songs of 10 easy

Then some prick put some Ruffies in my drink

My girlfriend started to cry because we had to leave

Before Sirius played 50 lousy songs

My sick stained shirt smelled of terry's cunt

But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash.

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