HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 So, last saturday we got a pizza delivered to our house, but we hadn't ordered it so we politely declined to take it off their hands. Then they phone up insisting that we'd ordered it, as they had our name and address, and the phone number given was ours too. But we were like "nah it's nae us."That was fair enough - pizzas get delivered to houses all the time for "a laugh". Then yesterday, this comes through the door:And now I'm absolutely baffled.I don't suppose by ANY chance that anyone recognises the handwriting or anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Ho ho! A secret admirer...perhaps wanting a "pizza" the action... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted July 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Ho ho! A secret admirer...perhaps wanting a "pizza" the action...If it was a secret admirer, she'd have paid for the pizza.And if it is, she has no taste: it was from Heavenly Pizzas. They're shoite.I think a piss take is more likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 mysteries woo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted July 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 mysteries woo!You don't know a gang of stoners with a talking dog by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 You don't know a gang of stoners with a talking dog by any chance?matty b? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 If it was a secret admirer' date=' she'd have paid for the pizza.And if it is, she has no taste: it was from Heavenly Pizzas. They're shoite.I think a piss take is more likely.[/quote'] you assume a 'she' secret admirer.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted July 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 you assume a 'she' secret admirer....No man writes THAT neatly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 It looks like a rather poor PR stunt by a new 'band' called "Wild".They do crap 'classical' music in a glamorous girly style, including a version of Jeff Wayne's "Eve of the War".I imagine the record company are sending out random pizza orders or something. Poor attempt at Viral Marketing.What company did the pizza come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted July 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 It looks like a rather poor PR stunt by a new 'band' called "Wild".They do crap 'classical' music in a glamorous girly style' date=' including a version of Jeff Wayne's "Eve of the War".I imagine the record company are sending out random pizza orders or something. Poor attempt at Viral Marketing.What company did the pizza come from?[/quote']See that's what I initially thought, I thought I'd signed up for something on Friday night and just completely forgotten about it or something. But even I'm not stupid enough to give out my address and phone number to a complete random. And even if I was that stupid, I'd have been stupid enough to also give them my postcode, which is missing. And the fact it's hand written makes me suspect a big pisstake.Whoever it is wasted a first class stamp though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 How exciting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 "it was a perfectly delicious pizza" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted July 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 How exciting.Lonely nights in the desert.Worked out who it was anyway.This thread has fulfilled it's point, so it should of course be locked now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 thats brilliant, sounds like something i would do..i want the culprit as my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 i'm confused! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 No man writes THAT neatly you have no idea.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 This thread has fulfilled it's point' date=' so it should of course be locked now.[/quote']No, you have to explain how you solved the mystery.Then, you have to inform us that it was no ghost, pull the mask off and exclaim in a shocked fashion that it was old Mr Richards who owns the abandoned fairground.Then you can lock the damned thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Then' date=' you have to inform us that it was no ghost, pull the mask off and exclaim in a shocked fashion that it was old Mr Richards who owns the abandoned fairground.[/quote']And he would have got away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo-Ha Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 matty b?Mat has a dog o_O wow. i would of taken the pizza and eaten it all. then once i got the secret note, put one on my front door say "nope it was shit! next time it's pepparoni and extra cheese!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted July 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Mat has a dog o_O wow. i would of taken the pizza and eaten it all. then once i got the secret note' date=' put one on my front door say "nope it was shit! next time it's pepparoni and extra cheese!"[/quote']Well as it turns out, it was a meat feast. The most "exciting" pizza I go for is a chicken feast. So it's just as well we didn't take it.Mr Tanned, how I explained the mystery is I summoned everyone I knew into the drawing room and produced examples of each's handwriting that I had cunningly procured by asking them all to sign up for a competition (the nature of the competition is not important). I then used the little grey cells and matched the handwriting as my associate The Sherriff.Naturally I then greased my moustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve-O Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 on a kinda semi-related note, I had a mystery moment tonightI checked my phone for some reason and there was a random "business card" thing saying "ticket invalid, please disembark". which was very strange as I had just got off a bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 if it was cajun chicken and red onion, then you'd be onto something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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