Paulscoconutass Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Did you hear about the worst blow-job in history?IT WAS GREAT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Did you hear about the worst blow-job in history?The alternative punchline: 'Heard about it? Yer ma' fucking gave me it!'Most common in the Bishopbriggs area........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugitive Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 The alternative punchline: 'Heard about it? Yer ma' fucking gave me it!'Most common in the Bishopbriggs area........Oi ! Watch what you're saying about Bishopbriggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 What goes in oot in oot in oot and stinks of pishYur grunnie dain the hoki coki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 You probably know what's coming. If you don't want to know the scores, look away NOW:- There are new jobs as prostitues going in Ipswich - the pay is good but the shifts are murder.- Anyone fancy a game of rugby this weekend ? Ipswich are short of hookers at the moment!- SEVERE WEATHER WARNING IN IPSWICH: It's -5.- Apparently theres a dyslexic Santa on the loose in Ipswich. He keeps leaving prozzies under trees.- What's the difference between Mr Kipling and an Ipswitch serial killer?Mr Kipling puts SIX tarts in a box.- The Ipswich match is cancelled this Saturday, a dyslexic serial killer has murdered the substitutes.- What goes Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho?A copper from Ipswich doing a body count.You'll all be telling them at work, so sod off............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 You probably know what's coming. If you don't want to know the scores, look away NOW:- There are new jobs as prostitues going in Ipswich - the pay is good but the shifts are murder.- Anyone fancy a game of rugby this weekend ? Ipswich are short of hookers at the moment!- SEVERE WEATHER WARNING IN IPSWICH: It's -5.- Apparently theres a dyslexic Santa on the loose in Ipswich. He keeps leaving prozzies under trees.- What's the difference between Mr Kipling and an Ipswitch serial killer?Mr Kipling puts SIX tarts in a box.- The Ipswich match is cancelled this Saturday, a dyslexic serial killer has murdered the substitutes.- What goes Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho?A copper from Ipswich doing a body count.You'll all be telling them at work, so sod off.............FUCK hahahaha , fucking right im telling them at work ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 What did the deaf, blind and dumb baby get for Xmas?Aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 What's the difference between a prostitue and an onion?You don't cry when you're chopping up a prostitute.What's the difference between a prostitute and a week's worth of rubbish?You can't fit a week's worth of rubbish in a wheelie bin. How do you crucify a spaz?Nail him to a swastica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 What's the difference between a prostitue and an onion?You don't cry when you're chopping up a prostitute.What's the difference between a prostitute and a week's worth of rubbish?You can't fit a week's worth of rubbish in a wheelie bin.Fnarr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 You probably know what's coming. If you don't want to know the scores, look away NOW:- There are new jobs as prostitues going in Ipswich - the pay is good but the shifts are murder.- Anyone fancy a game of rugby this weekend ? Ipswich are short of hookers at the moment!- SEVERE WEATHER WARNING IN IPSWICH: It's -5.- Apparently theres a dyslexic Santa on the loose in Ipswich. He keeps leaving prozzies under trees.- What's the difference between Mr Kipling and an Ipswitch serial killer?Mr Kipling puts SIX tarts in a box.- The Ipswich match is cancelled this Saturday, a dyslexic serial killer has murdered the substitutes.- What goes Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho?A copper from Ipswich doing a body count.You'll all be telling them at work, so sod off.............I got told all of them from my boss... except the last one which is the best actually! Classic stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 30, 2008 Report Share Posted April 30, 2008 Whats the difference between a duck?One of its legs is both the same. :up:I still dont understand this. Seriously, wtf?1?!? kthxbai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huw Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 IN the Dutch Mill doing flaming Sambucas. Going round the table with one of the boys lighting everybody's shot. One guy, from Newcastle, throws back his shot and opens wide, the boy who was lighting sparks it up. He holds the shot in his mouth momentarily then, to the dismay of, well, everybody spits flaming hot sambuca all over the bar."Paul, what thee hell are you doing.""i was trying to blow the flames oot."true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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