A.Pel Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 I once met a guy called Justin Time.For other comedy names, check up simpson scripts for prank calls at Moe's.My favourite names of all time are: Kieran, Ferghal, Seamus, and Finn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 phil? im dissapointedyou could have called him police...thats more damaging surely no no, far too obvious. and anyway they'll get those jokes regardless of forename. christ knows me and dave did.Phil Officer is much more subtle. Could even expand the joke by giving them a middle name like Socrates or Plato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 ooooh another..Penny Tration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 ooooh another..Penny Tration best one yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 ooooh another..Penny Tration LOL! Points for you my lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 one night when i was doing security for the travel in i was going through the guest list for the evening... only to see...B. Simpsonand M. Burns both on the same night!, coincidence.. i think not!but a bit more on the subject... i always thought bob was a cool name, has a ting to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me and Parvati Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 "The madcap laughed at the man on the border' date=' hey ho, huff the talbot.."What's a talbot?? I always wondered that.[/quote']http://mothergoosetei.com/mg/htext/h0079.htmlBest I can come up with - sort of fits with Syds' outlook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Fat Porn Star Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 I know a mad Irishman with the name Finbar McGuiness.... the best Irish name I've heard yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me and Parvati Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Used to be a doctor, I think around Oban, called 'D. Duck'. And yes, you're right, that's what his first name was..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 http://mothergoosetei.com/mg/htext/h0079.htmlBest I can come up with - sort of fits with Syds' outlook.Eeeenteresting... I've never seen that before Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Adidas Magikos...has always stuck in mind since I met him once years back.When I worked in a call centre once I remember a Mr Death and a Mr Fuks. You would change your name wouldn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Fat Porn Star Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 James Bond worked as a manager in Debenhams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvin Starclusk Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Edward Woodward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Used to be a doctor' date=' I think around Oban, called 'D. Duck'. And yes, you're right, that's what his first name was.....[/quote']...Daffy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Used to be a doctor' date=' I think around Oban, called 'D. Duck'. And yes, you're right, that's what his first name was.....[/quote']Darkwing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 De-liii-lah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 ender is a fucking ace name.....just me? oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 The man who provides the voice for Squidward in Spongebob Squarepants is called Rodger Bumpass FROSTYFACT (slight return) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Temple Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Adidas Magikos...has always stuck in mind since I met him once years back.Hahahaa, we have a winner! It also doubles as my pet name for my shooting boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_inthehills Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Everton Foxand he predicts the weather too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 I quite like the name 'Papaspyrou Shuttlesknuckles', even thought it is a bit shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ray@ladymercedes Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 My mum works in admission at the hospital' date=' and once admitted a guy called Randy Strongman..that's my personal favourite.[/quote']Should your mum really be taking her work home? Aren't there policies on patient confidentiality?What was he in for? Wankers cramp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Pel Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 James Bond worked as a manager in Debenhams.Oh yeah!! There is heaps of shit about him in the staff quarters, he made a bid deal of it. But then, why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Fat Porn Star Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 He was my sisters boss when she was there... which was.... ummmm... a while ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 I once served a guy in my work called Gareth Lord, who signed is name as 'G. Lord'There is also this really old lady who often appears at my work called 'Betty Fuckner'I've served some people with some crazy names over the years:Peter Cockhead (that council bloke)Betty FucknerMichael ToldieJohn SmithHakim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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