lazy pixie Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 More importantly he rates Dick Whitely as a hero. Laugh at him all you wish' date=' but do not pretend to like the man. No one likes Whitely, not even Vorderman, she fucking hates him and his dirty smirk. She wants to tear off his penis and force it into his heart through his right nipple. The next time you laugh at one of the moron's anecdotes remember that you are laughing at the man and not with him, it all becomes clear when you just take a step back and say, "wow, what a fucking asshole"[/quote']ha ha ha ha ha ha!I love Graham Norton - he should be on the good list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 You are clearly fools. I love how all the Popworld related threads are started by me. Well' date=' not anymore I guess.My favourite Simon moment was when he interviewed Natalie Imbruglia and wore a bag over his head because he felt so inferior.[/quote']one of my favourite amstell moments was when he interviewed tweet and made every question rhyme with the word 'tweet'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 i quite like simon on popworld but i hardly ever see it.but i watched "the sunday morning show" or something shite like that, anyway he is on it and i want to rip his fucking head off then piss down his neck and beat all the other cunting presenters in that show as well cause its piss. that's just my opinion though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 one of my favourite amstell moments was when he interviewed tweet and made every question rhyme with the word 'tweet'.Simon: "Did you ever cheat Tweet?"Tweet: "No Tweet never cheat....ed."Haha. She was such a tit. "Have you ever been to Crete Tweet?"The Si-Chyartrist was back this weekend! Glorious! He's gonna be at the Fringe this year, but Alas! I shall be in London. I wanted to make a Daniel Bedingfield Gold t-shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 i've only seen a bit of that other show he is on, it is quite bad.the tweet interview was ace, other recent favourites ar kelly osbourne and sporty spice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 The Morning After Show would have been fine if only Simon had killed Olivia before it first aired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 olivia the blond chick I like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 No Olivia's the one who sits next to Simon (the bitch). I've got a feeling the crazy lady on the phones is called Verruca? Whatever it is, he always pronounces it "verucabubucaaaccalalalalolliingu". Or something to that effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 I have no time for smug television presenters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 shut your face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 shut your faceuncalled for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 so's your face! Simon is smug to the nth degree, cancelling out all smugness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 so's your face!Actually' date=' my face is frequently called for.Simon is smug to the nth degree, cancelling out all smugness.You're weird, they should put you in a display case and let children prod you with feather dusters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 If only they would! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 I can arrange it for five pounds and an array of vol au vents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Too late! I've eaten them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Too late! I've eaten them all.Oh well, I'll have to go and break the sad news to the children then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meekshallinherit Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 I'm usually dead to the world at that time on a Sunday so I rarely see Popworld.I have a friend who can't stand the boy. Never refers to him as Simon Amstell, just "shit-faced cunt".I think that could be a tad harsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 That is a bit harsh. You could always watch it late night on Fridays after being at the pub! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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