Whats YOUR criminal Record?

[Penny]

I thought a drink driving conviction was a minimum 12 month ban?

im doing a rehabilitation course, so when thats completed, the 25% of the ban will be lifted, which will make it only 9 months,

im such a fucking stupid cunt.

it's times like these when i wish i had a time-machine.

[Guest Jake Wifebeater]

My record is as clean as a whistle, which was a relief when I had to go through the Disclosure procedure. This is something you have to go through if you work with children and/or vulnerable adults.

I have more experience of the other side of the system. I was repeatedly sexually assaulted by an employer when I was 13-14, nothing major, cunting nonce kept grabbing my balls and suggesting we go through the back for "a wank". Strangely enough, the idea didn't appeal. Being a bit headfucked about the whole thing, I kept quiet about it, it only came to light when another kid cracked up and smashed his bathroom up, poor guy ended up on heroin. So, he'd named names of other victims so I had to go to the Procurator Fiscal's office and go into detail about what had happened. He was nice about it and all, but it wasn't great to have it all dragged up again, especially with your mum there, you somehow feel that you're to blame about it. And people wonder why I laugh at emo......................

Also, I had to do jury service about four years ago, which was fascinating. 2 weeks of free lunch at La Lombarda and a tasty expenses claim. Came within a whisker of getting the guy off.

[Fast Caz]

well speaking of that my slate has been wiped clean i've been a behaved little man recently shame i was once ace and had a life.

[ray@ladymercedes]

i hung about with martin anderson and all that' date=' surely you know what i mean[/quote']

Oh I see. Bit of an arsehole him.

[Steve Temple]

Iraqi Anti-War protests? If so - me too!

I felt so dangerous having a police escort for me and about 20 others marching around campus. Afterwards, I felt very sad, as I'm sure the officers involved did too. I bet they wished we dug up the cobbles from the High Street and pelted them, just so they could earn their pay

[Tav]

i was in the sherriffs court today..

got done with careless and wreckless driving whilst under the influence of alcohol..

banned from driving for 9 months' date=' a fine of 150, and drink driving rehabilitation..

i got off lightly.[/quote']

...yeah I'd have thrown the book.

My record is clean as whistle too. I like Jake had to go through a disclosure when I worked in a swimming pool. I dread to think what it would be like if you had one come back with a problem.

[Rachie]

2 weeks of free lunch at La Lombarda and a tasty expenses claim. Came within a whisker of getting the guy off.

Oh wow! They do damn fine pizzas...

My record is also very much clean' date=' and as Jake said - a relief when you have to go through disclosure.[/color']

[The Milner]

minor drug offences and i was taken home a few times for being drunk and underage.

[Moshulu Rob]

I was arrested, cautioned and thrown out of Bristol University for drunkenly uprooting a baby tree and jousting my friend with it.

It was most amusing until I discovered that the tree was infact a wild pear tree the university had shipped over from Austrailia and was 1 of 3 in the whole country, the other two being at kew gardens and hillier arboretium wherever that is.

I also stole the main University sign, which was cast iron and 3' x 6' big and required two of us to carry, I never got caught for that though.

[Mick Maverik]

I've done quite a few things in my time. But usually get away with it here's 3 of the best

1) Age 13: set a fire in the country. the smoke spewed out onto the road causing the cars to stop on either side of the smoke till the fire brigade came to put it out. me, and my 2 friends who were with me, crept our way back to town, stealthing from bush to bush to avoid the police cars! my friend mike was shitting it all the way back! everytime a car passed he thought it was an unmarked police car!

2) Age 14 or 15: There was a road works site building a road through an woodland area where i used to hang out all the time as a kid. Me and a couple of friends decided to send out the message we were pissed off about it! we waited till all the workmen had gone home... then we smashed up the vehicles, broke their tools, threw away bags upon bags of their cement into a nearby burn, damned the burn causing the area to flood and blew up some nearby oil cannisters. fun! we got away with that, but ironically got nailed a week later for playing on hay bails, of all things!! damn cop! (don't feel pity for the workers, our rampage meant extra labour for them! so we did them a favour really!)

3) Age 12: a fire, now referred to by all who were present as: "the BMF, ie. the Big Mother Fucker". as it's name suggests it was a pretty damn big fire. me and 3 mates were pissing around in some wood surrounded by a field of dry bracken (you know what's coming next), one of us suggested lighting a fire, so we did. i then pointed out that maybe it was a bad idea, but my friend neil just said "fuck it!" i handed him the match and up it went. it wasn't too bad for a few mins, but by this time i was running like a motherfucker! i looked back only to see my friend mike trying to hit it out with dry gorse (bless)... he succeeded in spreading it in 5 places instead! fuck! in the space of about 5 minutes we were a safe distance away from the fire had spread to the size of somewhere in the region of a 1st division football pitch! we watched from a safe distance as 3 fire brigades turned up, followed by 2 police cars. we got off with that one too. we always got caught for the stupid stuff.... never the actual bad stuff we did!

That brings us up to date! Age 18 and a perfect little angel now....

[PrincessHolly]

Iraqi Anti-War protests? If so - me too!

Absolutely. They were such a bunch of idiots though, standing about not really knowing what to do. I remember the bus tried to run over the people in the road outside Topshop and everyone went mental. My Mother was furious, my Father thought it was great.

[Farmerjoline]

Wow, some of you are really open minded and forgiving, people can change, once a criminal always a criminal?

Whats YOUR criminal Rec... 09-06-2005 21:15 you disgust me you piece of shit

Whats YOUR criminal Rec... 09-06-2005 15:23 loser- and drug dealing! scum

OOh, well, thats good

Actually i only have a wreckless conduct against my name

[Penny]

awww man, i bet you're not a piece of shit. a lot of 'closed-minds' in this world, you'll always come across them..

but i dont see why you're gettin that abuse, when this thread is expecting honesty and open-mindedness.. sorry you had to get those

i have a criminal record as of today, and im not a bad person in the slightest, im just a normal kid who made a mistake. a name beside your name somewhere on a file does not mean your a bad person.. once a criminal, hopefully a lesson learnt and a mistake only to be made once

x

[Farmerjoline]

awww man' date=' i bet you're not a piece of shit. a lot of 'closed-minds' in this world, you'll always come across them..

but i dont see why you're gettin that abuse, when this thread is expecting honesty and open-mindedness.. sorry you had to get those

i have a criminal record as of today, and im not a bad person in the slightest, im just a normal kid who made a mistake. a name beside your name somewhere on a file does not mean your a bad person.. once a criminal, hopefully a lesson learnt and a mistake only to be made once

x[/quote']

Awww yeh some people just make stupid mistakes which kind of gets put to them for the rest of their lives, some get it partially wiped after 5 years like you and i will, although yours can be brought up if you were to do it again

the law can be so unfair, thusfar it hasnt stopped me doing anything, hopefully yours wont either

[Penny]

Awww yeh some people just make stupid mistakes which kind of gets put to them for the rest of their lives' date=' some get it partially wiped after 5 years like you and i will, although yours can be brought up if you were to do it again

the law can be so unfair, thusfar it hasnt stopped me doing anything, hopefully yours wont either [/quote']

so we don't have to shave our heads, talk in slang and call ourselves hardened criminals..?! hehe

cheers

[The Milner]

Wow' date=' some of you are really open minded and forgiving, people can change, once a criminal always a criminal?

Whats YOUR criminal Rec... 09-06-2005 21:15 you disgust me you piece of shit

Whats YOUR criminal Rec... 09-06-2005 15:23 loser- and drug dealing! scum

OOh, well, thats good

Actually i only have a wreckless conduct against my name [/quote']

you notice as well that they only do it in scene point things as well cause they are gutless pieces of shit. Some of my best friends have records doesnt make them bad people at all.

I dare one of those two who left those comments to own up to it you pathetic fucks.

[Birdman]

im doing a rehabilitation course' date=' so when thats completed, the 25% of the ban will be lifted, which will make it only 9 months,

im such a fucking stupid cunt.

it's times like these when i wish i had a time-machine.[/quote']

Well you're in LUCK!

I actually have a time machine where I live!

Its quite an iffy contraption, but I can get you to the days before your drunk episode.

I built it into my bed of all places (for uhm, simplicity), and basically you just lie down and cuff yourself into position.

From there, things don't really pan out like in your typical "back in time" movie but stick with it.

The actual time machine is like a model of a moon rocket and after some peculiar but exciting linear, rotational and deep movements, time travel will begin.

Then this is it....the biggie!(time travel)

From here you will fall into a sleep and awaken at whatever date you spoke/screamed from before.

PM me if you're interested.

(Not Birdman)

[threeornothing]

Worst attempt at getting a shag ever....why didn't you just say "Yo, I have a time machine, which I'll let you use if you give me a shag, seeing as you'll be using a time machine anyway it will be as if it didn't happen, so you have nothing to lose. (Not Birdman)"

[Guest pop-notmyface]

I was once stopped by a police car two minutes away from my own house and questioned about a robbery and asked to show some keys to prove I lived nearby (I don't know how they managed to tell anything from my keys)' date=' then before letting me go I was told I shouldn't wear the jumper I had on in public because it said "Fuct".[/quote']

haha, happened to me once too. there was a robbery somewhere in Airyhall at like 4am and I got taken back to police HQ for waiting at a bus stop nearby and generally looking suspicious.

[medichi]

2) Age 14 or 15: There was a road works site building a road through an woodland area where i used to hang out all the time as a kid. Me and a couple of friends decided to send out the message we were pissed off about it! we waited till all the workmen had gone home... then we smashed up the vehicles' date=' broke their tools, threw away bags upon bags of their cement into a nearby burn, damned the burn causing the area to flood and blew up some nearby oil cannisters. fun! we got away with that, but ironically got nailed a week later for playing on hay bails, of all things!! damn cop! (don't feel pity for the workers, our rampage meant extra labour for them! so we did them a favour really!)

[/quote']

I'm not sure if admitting to wanton acts of vandalism on a message borad is such a good idea! Couple of fire, OK, but criminal damage may well get you in trouble! Not sure how the law deals with message boards as evidence....

[MattJimF]

Wow' date=' some of you are really open minded and forgiving, people can change, once a criminal always a criminal?

Whats YOUR criminal Rec... 09-06-2005 21:15 you disgust me you piece of shit

Whats YOUR criminal Rec... 09-06-2005 15:23 loser- and drug dealing! scum

OOh, well, thats good

Actually i only have a wreckless conduct against my name [/quote']

That looks like the same stuff i got, altohugh i have my suspicions(sp) about who one is and we have been over it before and don't hold it against them.

As has been said everyone does something they regret and the majority of the people that have been caught will have held their hands up, admitted it taken their punishment. I personally don't really care what people sitting in front of a computer say about me as the people that know me don't really care about what i've done in the past.

Oh and Penny i really hope your not planning on any trips to the US for a few years as you may have problems getting into the country.

[Mick Maverik]

I'm not sure if admitting to wanton acts of vandalism on a message borad is such a good idea! Couple of fire' date=' OK, but criminal damage may well get you in trouble! Not sure how the law deals with message boards as evidence....[/quote']

Haha it was 3 or 4 years ago, I doubt anyone would follow anything up now

[Ghostwriter]

I'm not sure if admitting to wanton acts of vandalism on a message borad is such a good idea! Couple of fire' date=' OK, but criminal damage may well get you in trouble! Not sure how the law deals with message boards as evidence....[/quote']

As a by the by, this blog entry supposedly helped solve a murder case:

http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=ToTo247&tab=weblogs&uid=261268578

[sludge]

got a citezins arrest for throwing a snowball off some peados window and got arrested for supplying pot to a group of friends. was bullshit really. just got caught with weed at a gathering and someone had to take the blame. they were just trying to put the shits into us.Worked with one of my friends who ran home crying. Ha.Dont even know if the arrset went through. if they arrest you dont they have to cuff you and nick you and all that nonsense?

bar that nothing. im a good boy.

[Me and Parvati]

Well, that's astonishing. 74 posts, and only one vague hint at some shameful cd lurking in your collection. I doff my cap to you all for maintaining the thread and ignoring the pathetically obvious!

(by the way ELP, Pictures at an Exhibition and they never found the body - that quarry effectively was bottomless, especially after they filled it in and built houses over it.....)