Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 1. My baby daughter grinning toothlessly at me.2. Hearing the words "I'm not racist, but..." as they're always followed by a racist diatribe. Pathetic bigots.3. Blackthorn, the more that's consumed, the wider the smile.4. My noise collection.5. A Dunfermline win, as rare as hen's teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Temple Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 5. A Dunfermline win' date=' as rare as hen's teeth.[/quote']Does that not provoke less of a smile, more of a series of ecstatic screams? I know that's why I didn't put "Aberdeen equalising in a game they should be winning" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Does that provoke less of a smile' date=' more of a series of ecstatic screams? I know that's why I didn't put "Aberdeen equalising in a game they should be winning"[/quote']Haha, well, the last few games of the season were a nightmare for the fingernails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 What do they make of glamour sluts like yourself? Or do you avoid talking of your love of camp 50s b-movie starlets in their presence?It's a constant source of amusement.Especially when I spill Guinness on my pashmina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robyn Posted June 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 5' date=' Finding a wall that's low enough for me to sit on, but high enough for me to dangle my legs and waggle my feet[/quote']i love that too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Temple Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 i love that too But I'm guessing you're not 6ft 2. I find one, on average, once every month, unless I return to same one over and over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robyn Posted June 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 no i'm 5ft 5 and a half Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcake Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 1 - waking up with my girlfriends arms around me with the window open and the birds chattering and the smell of freshly cut grass wafting through the window2 - Having a few nice long coffees at kilau over a game of chess with my best mate3 - Getting a really good slow guitar riff and vocals to go together, acoustic4 - getting off a ski-lift at the top then strapping your snowboard on then flying down the hill at full speed5 - everything else like holidays, anal sex (oops), my cats sitting on my lap etc etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Temple Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 It's a constant source of amusement.Especially when I spill Guinness on my pashmina.Hahaha, so long as it's not Babycham on your feather boa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robyn Posted June 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 4 - getting off a ski-lift at the top then strapping your snowboard on then flying down the hill at full speedgotta agree with you there...but i do it nearly every day so it CAN get repetitive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Hahaha' date=' so long as it's not Babycham on your feather boa[/quote']That's a bit 1992, got to move with the times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 ooooh how could a forget..6. gettin into a freshly washed and made bed.. yum. makes me smile everytime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 ooooh how could a forget..6. gettin into a freshly washed and made bed.. yum. makes me smile everytime yes. I've got to second this one. and I'll add to it getting into a cold bed. because you know pretty soon they'll be the warm sweet spot where you'll have your little warm cocoon area and it'll be perfect. While the rest of the bed is just cold enough to remind you how great your warm area is. this is actually the only good thing about winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 I love winter!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 the cold side of the pillow.. yum.i like being tickled (by nice people, who aren't tryin to rob me') u often get a very high pitched annoying giggle, and a good ole fashioned smile. not in a dirty way. may. i. add. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defect Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 the cold side of the pillow.. yum.lwell theres something that may just top my taking a big jobby....I also love the cold side of the pillow.... only it never lasts long enough! hmm ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 well theres something that may just top my taking a big jobby....I also love the cold side of the pillow.... only it never lasts long enough! hmm .......buy more pillows!!i have a vast quantity of pillows on my bed so that i can smile all the way thru the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 1. Music2. A cuddle/kiss from someone i care about3. underpants freshly warmed on a radiator before you put them on in winter4. my friends5. waking up with someone i care about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 I have an electric blanket and I love getting in my bed when it's all warm and heated up for me.I also love the mess that's left when you've been baking all day.Watching Polaroids develop.Emily Kane by Art Brut.The new Marc Ellerby book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 My mother called me a jew when I shaved my head. That was funny.Micheal Caine and Sean Connery in The Man who would be king.Throwing axes.The entire japanese nation.Erik Estrada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Nazi Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 1. holding hands2. warm evenings3. cosy bed4. my friends5. keira walking into a pole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 1. holding hands2. warm evenings3. cosy bed4. my friends5. keira walking into Leif's pole msg 2 dmnd shrt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 1. Spending a lot of money on one item, but then discovering it makes you look beautiful.2. When a song unexpectedly starts playing on your iPod, and it makes you smile and remember.3. Being together with my brother and sisters.4. Being invited to things.5. That cute thing that someone does when they're trying to be in a huff, but you know they want to smile, and you tease them until they laugh and look really annoyed at themselves.This fucking huge bluebottle just fell out of the sky onto my bedisde table. It's not even moving. Get rid of it, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Is your bedroom outside connie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Is your bedroom outside connie?No. But it may as well be, when things are falling right into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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