Mouse Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 Hears altered lyrics to The Trooper that Joe should sing!"You roll a joint but i roll one tooYou light the doobie and i sniff some glueSo while the ecstacy destroys your backYou better dance all night and smoke some crackThe acid hits and the trip beginsIt's time for alcohol and vitaminsBut screw the vitamins and smoke a fagYou get the munchies and a porno magWhooooooaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!Whooooooaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!The trip gets weird as you start to flyOut of the window in the open skyYour mates are laughing but you don't know whyJust then some aliens come floating byThey beam you up and they light a bongThese dudes are stoners and they sing a songIt sounds like Slayer mixed with Elton JohnYou buy their album and you sing alongWhooooooaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!Whooooooaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!Five hours later you're in your flatCovered in puke and beer and other crapHaving a come down, you hear the doorThey shout "open up", but you're on the floorThey break the door down and in they come200 pissed off cops, they all have gunsSo there's a lesson here for all you mugsGet high on life and stay away from drugs!Whooooooaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!Whooooooaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erskine Atom Posted January 31, 2004 Report Share Posted January 31, 2004 You have too much spare time my friend! Funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted February 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2004 Got all this shit off the same site as the 101 rules of Prog Metal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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