Mouse Posted January 28, 2004 Report Share Posted January 28, 2004 http://www.metalstorm.ee/fun/view_fun.php?id=18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Atom Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 Superb, where do you find this shit????I particularly enjoyed :All of the top 20 - you could just follow the link cos there are heaps but the following were the best of the rest21. Humming along with the melody to a prog metal song is forbidden. Burn all albums you own with hum-along melodies.35. Don`t worry about if your band name makes any sense or not. Since 90% of your fanbase is from Brazil and Japan, you can safely ignore conventional English grammar and instead focus on whats really important: The lyrics (see rule 36). 36. Write deep and ambiguous lyrics. 38. Use a non-standard instrument like violin, saxophone or kazoo, regardless of how idiosyncratic it turns out to be. This constitutes being prog. 51. Tool is NOT prog. If anyone insists they are, kill them. 73. Play air-drums or air-guitar at concerts. This will make sure that other prog fans recognize your immense talent. And what a finish :98. Have side-projects. Make sure that all side-projects consist of pointless jamming over endless repetitions of clicheed riffs. 99. Make sure that at least one of your side-projects feature Mike Portnoy on drums. 100. If you cannot get Mike Portnoy, get someone who sounds like him.101. You mean you have been reading this when you could have been practicing along to Metropolis Part II or composing a sidelong epic? For shame!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 I love it !!!Sooo much Dt name checks its scary .............Marrilion not prog ?GET FUCKED LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Atom Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 It's funny cos most of it's true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Atom Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 Good choice of avatar by the way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted January 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 Ha ha, I just noticed the Mike Portnoy quotes, only got a chance last night to read half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted January 29, 2004 Report Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by Len Atom:Good choice of avatar by the way! ahhh ye bollocks fine i will find a different Portnoy Avatar then ..... god ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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